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Reconstituted Dinosaurs with robotic limbs and
Advanced technology implants  are to feature
Heavily in Bond 25 ! ....... or not.

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It is true. Even better -  Michael Bay will direct it!
I have more news from good sources. Bond25 will also feauture:
- 90% the scenes will take place during a sunset
- all women will be 23 years old or less.
- The young women's outfit on any occation (party, doing the dishes,  late night raids...) will be white dresses - or less.
- The women will never do anything to further the plot, but the will further the ticket sales anyway.
-  73% of all the shots will feature the US flag,  and none of the locations are in America!
-  45% of all scenes will be shot in slow motion.

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A flashback sequence will show the Foster Brothers as Kids enjoying
Skateboarding, Break dancing and smoking behind the ski shed.

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Storyboards for B25 accidentally left in a photocopy shop near Pinewood, show James Bond taking on Moz the monster under the bed after it escapes from a bedroom to wreak havoc on the world.

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EON has decided to make the distributor and director public tomorrow. The plan was to wait untill Januar for the best possible deal,  comments an EON insider: "But we saw the suffering,  confusion and occational animosity the wait causes in the online fan forums.  It was hard to watch at times,  so we decided to push the timetable forward for their peace of mind."

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Looks like Villanueve is concentrating on Dune.

https://www.avclub.com/denis-villeneuve … 1820577685

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Daniel Craig will change outfits during each individual scene, so as to maximise sponsor revenue.

For the first time ever, the M, Moneypenny and Q scenes will take place in Tom Ford, John Varvatos and Crockett & Jones showrooms with 007 trying on suits, shirts, ties, with additional scenes set with  smart casual, informal casual, sporting, recreational and military gear each having a maximum screen time of between four and six seconds.

Separately reports are coming in that Mantis, Welshie, Sruzgar, Mesta Bawnd and assorted colleagues are quietly assembling complex stories to tell their other halves about why they’ve had to remortgage their houses.

"How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."

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Charmed & Dangerous wrote:

Daniel Craig will change outfits during each individual scene, so as to maximise sponsor revenue.

For the first time ever, the M, Moneypenny and Q scenes will take place in Tom Ford, John Varvatos and Crockett & Jones showrooms with 007 trying on suits, shirts, ties, with additional scenes set with  smart casual, informal casual, sporting, recreational and military gear each having a maximum screen time of between four and six seconds.

Separately reports are coming in that Mantis, Welshie, Sruzgar, Mesta Bawnd and assorted colleagues are remortgaging.

ajb007/lol
I've also heard that Matchless are making another jacket for bond 25,  they will be releasing a sa version for sale to the public as a limited edition,  limited to 00700,000 items these will be available from the release date followed by an unlimited run of an identical jacket once the limited edition ones have sold out.

It was either that.....or the priesthood

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Craig will wear a red white and blue Seamaster in his fifth and final 007 movie, Bond25

"some men are coming to kill us, we're going to kill them first"

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Number24 wrote:

Just like a similar thread about SPECTRE, this topic is for the members who feel the rumours in the press are too believable and well-founded.

I have already heard a rumour about the plot and villan of Bond25. As usual the producers and scriptwriters keep their ears to the ground to make the movies topical and reflective of the worst threats in the news. This time the villan will be a Swedish politician who wants to become General Secretary of the UN and secure politically correct regimes in the western world. Some candidates in the US election have identified this horrible threath, and EON believes they have found a villan most people fear. Behind the scenes the dastardly Swede organises un-PC terrorist attacks such as Miss Universe contestants with suicide bikinis, bulls at Pamplona spiked with the drug speed etc.
These attacks will get PC politicians into office and destroy everything Bond believes in. They will outlaw supercars, explosive pens, sexist puns, vodka martinis etc. More than anything Bond fears mandatory paternity leaves where Bond has to babysit his many illegitimate children  ajb007/amazed

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Are you certain this isn't real fake news?

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We now know more about how Boyle will manage to make both his Beatles musical and Bond25 in such a short time. Boyle will shoot the two movies on alternate days!  Musical on Monday,  Bond on Tuesday, musical on Wednesday etc. This will save a lot of time and money, obviously. To make this work he will use much of the same crew, cast and locations in both movies. We already knew much of the action will happen in Britain for Bond25, but we an now reveal that Liverpool will be a major location.  ajb007/bond
Paul McCartney will be called back to compose and sing the song for Bond25. EON hopes for something thematicaly like "Live and let die" since that song follows the plot of Bond25 closely.

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This what I know. Moneypenny joins the MeToo movement and slaps a lawsuit on MI6. This takes 007 out of active status and bogs the department down for several years. In the interim Blofeld causes a nuclear war which Bond is unable to become involved in stopping. When nuclear winter subsides Bond is then able to do what he is very capable of accomplishing and begins repopulating the world. Big budget; lots of CGI; and about 100 new Bond girls. I think they may also slip in a DB5 or two. What more could you ask for?

Bond: "But who would want to kill me, sir?"
M: "Jealous husbands, outraged chefs, humiliated tailors . . . the list is endless."

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You got  it almost right. 43.2% of the surviving Bond girls joins MeToo and sues MI6. Bond has to go undercover in Japan as a salariman and joins MI6community under the username JasonBourne007. Why JasonBourne007? The producer of the Bourne movies agreed to co-fund Bond25 if 007 uses that name. Why MI6community? Apparently someone there knows something that must never reach the public. A deal was made.
The rest is correct.

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mpoplawski wrote:

This what I know. Moneypenny joins the MeToo movement and slaps a lawsuit on MI6. This takes 007 out of active status and bogs the department down for several years. In the interim Blofeld causes a nuclear war which Bond is unable to become involved in stopping. When nuclear winter subsides Bond is then able to do what he is very capable of accomplishing and begins repopulating the world. Big budget; lots of CGI; and about 100 new Bond girls. I think they may also slip in a DB5 or two. What more could you ask for?

Finally, the first NC-17 Bond movie. A movie filled with lots of Strong Graphic Nudity and multiple scenes of strong, graphic and mostly un-simulated sex scenes. They can throw in a car chase or two also.

Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope

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mpoplawski wrote:

This what I know. Moneypenny joins the MeToo movement and slaps a lawsuit on MI6. This takes 007 out of active status and bogs the department down for several years. In the interim Blofeld causes a nuclear war which Bond is unable to become involved in stopping. When nuclear winter subsides Bond is then able to do what he is very capable of accomplishing and begins repopulating the world. Big budget; lots of CGI; and about 100 new Bond girls. I think they may also slip in a DB5 or two. What more could you ask for?

  ajb007/lol

@deanwdunlevy

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US President Donald Trump tweeted yesterday:

"Appearing in new Bond movie out next year. Producers asked me for cameo role. They think I'll make ideal villain. I'm making Bond great again!"

Sadly the tweet was deleted so there's no evidence to back up his claims... but considering all of Trump's previous tweets I'm sure this is 100 percent genuine.

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bonded123 wrote:

US President Donald Trump tweeted yesterday:

"Appearing in new Bond movie out next year. Producers asked me for cameo role. They think I'll make ideal villain. I'm making Bond great again!"

Sadly the tweet was deleted so there's no evidence to back up his claims... but considering all of Trump's previous tweets I'm sure this is 100 percent genuine.

= fake news!!!!!! ha ha ajb007/wink

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With all the comments on Tom Cruise doing all his
Own stunts, the Bond team have listened and have
Hired one of Britain's Top stunt experts. Famed for
Doing all his own stunts. Yes, Michael Crawford from
" some mothers do have 'em"  is on the team  ajb007/biggrin

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Thunderpussy wrote:

With all the comments on Tom Cruise doing all his
Own stunts, the Bond team have listened and have
Hired one of Britain's Top stunt experts. Famed for
Doing all his own stunts. Yes, Michael Crawford from
" some mothers do have 'em"  is on the team  ajb007/biggrin

Will they give him the nickname "The Phantom" ?

Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope

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I have sensational news about Bond25!  ajb007/bond
EON has decided not to hire a new director after Boyle left. Instead the actors and crew will have a lottery every morning to decide who will direct for the rest of the day. Inovative, effective and cheap.

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New script will have a more comedy feel to it, as two totally innocent
Russian tourists are mistaken for a team of KGB assassins. As they
Tour the many great cathedrals of England.

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That's correct, TP. But in spite of the comedy feel, the James Bond character will be far darker and complex in this story. "The audience will see Bond and MI6 in a whole new light when they leave the cinema."

Also, EON has decided not to make Bond25 at all. They are making Bond26 instead.

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Number24 wrote:

EON has decided not to hire a new director after Boyle left. Instead the actors and crew will have a lottery every morning to decide who will direct for the rest of the day. Inovative, effective and cheap.

You left out the most important part. DC is writing the script. Every morning he'll get up extra early and pen a wonderful scene. Just because he can. ajb007/biggrin

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Absolutely. When Craig signed on for Bond25 … I mean Bond26 (Bond25 has been shelved) … he had a series of demands. Number one was an obcene amount of money (his words, not mine). the right to screentest and chose the Bond Girls and of course the right to write the script if he he felt like it.