Knob festival

minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
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No, it's not a wind up. Although the news article had me in stitches;

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-32549090
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    It sounds like something the SABS would hold every Year :))

    I'm literally howling with Laughter :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    I read they also have an eating competition. So you could be
    hailed a champion knob gobbler ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Apparently last years winner was fitting two in at a time. :o

    Think the only thing that's missing is a petting zoo where you can have a stroke. :D
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,587Chief of Staff
    I bet they were crying with laughter when they wrote that :))
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Other games include putt the knob, knob walking, knob archery, guess the weight of the knob and pin the knob on the Cerne Giant."

    :)) :)) :)) :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    It's hard to take something like this seriously :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) This is what puts the Great in Britain. {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Indeed {[]
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,797MI6 Agent
    In the Nordic countries we would never waste time on anything that silly :v

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 21,797MI6 Agent
    Also see the "Also see" section at the bottom of the article. :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think this sort of competition is the reason why out of every Word War
    This crazy little collection of nations, with their many silly ways and
    Irreverence to authority have Won ! {[]
    If the World was a school room, the UK would be sitting at the back drawing
    A Penis on the cover of their book, telling jokes and heading off to the smokers
    Corner. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    No, it's not a wind up. Although the news article had me in stitches;

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-32549090

    Only you MG could find such a thing ,only you , (but I must admit very funny )
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    We also have the Cheese Rolling Event at Coopers Hill -{
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Not to mention the great " Shin kicking" competitions. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,587Chief of Staff
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Not to mention the great " Shin kicking" competitions. ;)

    They are from my neck of the woods...bl**dy hurts too ! Sufficient !
    YNWA 97
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    We also have the Cheese Rolling Event at Coopers Hill -{

    Now there's a sport .... Dangerous too
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I actually thought about attending it, but I then felt that having no broken Bones afterwards is much better :D
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  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    I actually thought about attending it, but I then felt that having no broken Bones afterwards is much better :D

    Whimp :))
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,693MI6 Agent
    Well May Day did used to be a fertility festival! :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    After a few bottles of cider, it still is ! ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    After a few Ciders, I think I'm Batman :D
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) reminded me of this old snickers advert. ;)
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JoX-HkOcEuE
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    :)) :))
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,693MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    After a few bottles of cider, it still is ! ;)

    It was also how the world was gifted Sigmund Stromberg if you remember from the Wood novelisation. He was conceived on May Day. :x
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,693MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    :)) reminded me of this old snickers advert. ;)
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JoX-HkOcEuE

    Ah, the effects of concussion on the brain! Funny! Don't remember that one. I had a customer call them a Marathon bar the other day. Showing his age... :))
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    edited May 2015
    Perhaps he had to run a long way to find one? :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I'm gonna put it forward for Rachel Riley to be guest celeb judge on the best in show competition.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm sure there'll be some stiff competition ! ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    A hard job but I'm sure she'll lend a hand helping the many entries :o
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It will have it's Drawbacks but I'm sure she'll pull it off. :v
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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