Corrupt A Wish!

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

I saw this great game over at another website, ad decided it would be great for here! What you do is you make a wish and than someone posts to corrupt it. They than make a wish and wait for some one to corrupt theirs.

Example: I wish I were James Bond
Granted, but you're Bond in OHMSS.

Or like, I wish I could have all the shoes I want.
Granted, but you have no taste.

Get it? Okay, I'll start first.

I wish I could dance like Ellen DeGeneres.

asio

"I wish I could dance like Ellen DeGeneres"
But then no-one would watch you.

I wish I was rich.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted, but you're so lonely you're bored out of your mind.

I wish I was on Desperate Housweives.

Lady Rose

Granted.But you are the voice over so nobody sees you.

I wish I had an Aston Martin.

i expect u2 die

Lady Rose wrote:

Granted.But you are the voice over so nobody sees you.

I wish I had an Aston Martin.

Granted, but it's pink.

I wish I stopped getting headaches

Scorupco

Siamesefightingfish wrote:

Granted, but you no longer have a brain.

I wish I owned a huge house on the waterfront.

Granted, but it's not very attractive.

I wish I could change all the bad things that have happened in my life.

Jedi Master

Granted, but you have to change the good too.

I wish I was a really talented musician.

Scorupco

Siamesefightingfish wrote:

Granted. Here's your accordian.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

Granted, but most of them don't come true.

I wish I as clever as Einstein himself.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but an experiment kills you.

I wish I was imortal!

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Siamesefightingfish wrote:

Granted, but when a meteorite hits your planet in the next 100 years or so, you'll be a very, VERY lonely man.

I wish that EVERYONE was immortal.

Granted, but at the age of 200 everyone's head falls off.

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but the wish runs out after 10 seconds.

I wish aliens would make contact with earth and be friendly.

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Siamesefightingfish wrote:

Granted, but when a meteorite hits your planet in the next 100 years or so, you'll be a very, VERY lonely man.

Did it occur to you that I might not care? )

asio

Granted, but they're extra friendly and they will never leave you alone.

I wish I knew everything about everything (and everyone).

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but the knoledge drives you so mad you commit suicide.

I wish I could fly and nothing could stop me.

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FelixLeiter007 wrote:

Granted, but the wish runs out after 10 seconds.

You corrupted my wish - it was uncorruptable! muahaha...

General_Ourumov

FelixLeiter007 wrote:

I wish I could fly and nothing could stop me.

Granted, but you can't even stop yourself and perish 35,000 feet up of hunger.


I wish I was a rich, famous, respected as*h*le.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted but your evil son murders you so he can inherit your millions.

I wish I was a Timelord.

Jedi Master

Ok but you are rejected by all as a cheap spinoff of your favourite sci-fi character.

I wish I could see what was going to happen next.

Scorupco

Granted, but what your going to see isn't going to very pleasant.

I wish to win on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire?'.

General_Ourumov

Mr Thomas wrote:

I wish to win on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire?'.

Granted, but you'll ironically die the next day. Oh that's a nice one.

I wish Louis Walsh wasn't a dumbass.

Scorupco

Granted, but your favourite idol becomes one instead.

I wish DAD was a better movie for Brosnan's swansong.

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Mr Thomas wrote:

Granted, but your favourite idol becomes one instead.

I wish DAD was a better movie for Brosnan's swansong.

Granted, but the next Bond film is a Jinx spin-off.

I wish people could see the (very) bright side of Daniel Craig as Bond.

Scorupco

i expect u2 die wrote:

Mr Thomas wrote:

Granted, but your favourite idol becomes one instead.

I wish DAD was a better movie for Brosnan's swansong.

Granted, but the next Bond film is a Jinx spin-off.

I wish people could see the (very) bright side of Daniel Craig as Bond.

Granted, but he turns out to be a big dissapointment in the end anyway.

I wish I could think of more wishes.

asio

Granted, but you go insane knowing that someone will end up corrupting them.

I wish all 6 Bond actors were in a movie together.

WOOD Alex

Granted, but don't you think the world is already too over-populated?

I wish Ursula Andress was 18 again

Vroomfondel

Granted but she's so shocked when she sees herself in the mirror that she faints, hits her head on the floor and dies.

I wish that I got to redo this entire day.

Nightshooter

Granted, but everything that went badly today goes worse.

I wish Alessandra Ambrosio ( http://celebvilla.com/alessandra_ambrosio/images/alessandra_ambrosio_017.jpg) was my girlfriend/sex slave.

General_Ourumov

Nightshooter wrote:

I wish Alessandra Ambrosio ( http://celebvilla.com/alessandra_ambrosio/images/alessandra_ambrosio_017.jpg) was my girlfriend/sex slave.

Granted, but HOLY COW! She's a guy!

I wish there were no such thing as cherry tomatoes.

Nightshooter

Granted, but then there would be no Grape tomatoes either and... uhh... that would suck. I'm terrible at this, aren't I?

Well, if Alessandra Ambrosio is a man, then I wish Sienna Miller would leave whomever she is with and be with me.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but a day later she goes back with the guy.

I wish programmes never left you at a cliffhanger!

Jedi Master

Granted, but this comes at the expense of there being any trackable plot whatsoever.

I wish I had a never ending suply of Hob-nobs (they're biscuits (cookies) before you ask)!

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Jedi Master wrote:

Granted, but this comes at the expense of there being any trackable plot whatsoever.

I wish I had a never ending suply of Hob-nobs (they're biscuits (cookies) before you ask)!

Granted but not only dop you get bored of the taste, you also become rather large.

I wish I hadn't just put my phone through the washing machine and ruined it.