Entertainment Weekly's Bond Girls Lists

Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
Found this ranking of Bond girls earlier today. They count down their 10 worst, and there's a link on the last one to their 10 best. It's fun, but frankly, people on this site are far more insightful.

Here is the link.
Hilly...you old devil!

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  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    edited November 2006
    ROSA KLEBB TOP 10 BOND GIRLS?

    HUH?

    Karin Dor one of the worst? I think she was one of the only positives about that movie, why they didn't keep her longer was beyond me. I thought she was very sexy if they let her wear some nicer clothes but nooooo. I hardly thing Helga Brandt deserves a place in the 10 worst.

    By the way, WHERE IS NATALYA? She rocked the house down and is IMO the best Bond girl that ever existed! Xenia's a villainess, Tiffany Case didn't deserve either Top 10 or Bottom 10, and Jinx sucked, so they shouldn't be there.

    And by the way, just because you're first doesn't mean you're the best. Ursula Andress may be gorgeous but characterwise, Honey was a bore.
  • Hot4DominoHot4Domino Posts: 3MI6 Agent
    Egad. Tiffany Case? Where in the world are the two gals from Thunderball? Domino is obscenely hot, and Fiona Volpe may have been the sexiest and most cold-blooded femme fatale in the series.

    I also agree with Karin Dor, one of the few bright spots in YOLT.

    Otherwise, pretty good calls IMO.
  • PoorMansJBPoorMansJB USAPosts: 1,198MI6 Agent
    As noted, fans are more insightful. These polls are most often responded to by general audiences who aren't going to remember some lesser actresses (i.e., Dor) but can recall St.John if only because she appeared in the inexplicably popular DAF.
  • JamesbondjrJamesbondjr Posts: 462MI6 Agent
    Interesting polls. Rosa Klebb in the top ten best, that I have never seen before!

    Polls are done by Entertainment Weekly, that says it all for me!
    1- On Her Majesty's Secret Service 2- Casino Royale 3- Licence To Kill 4- Goldeneye 5- From Russia With Love
  • actonsteveactonsteve Posts: 299MI6 Agent
    Well, they got the worse one right..Xmas Jones was just ghastly

    But Octopussy at number 10 worse, and my lovely Melina at number ten best...[sobs into hanky]

    Jinx I suppose because she is a recent memory. But they missed out Solitaire and Tatiana Romanova...

    Madness!
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    I agree, in my opinion, they just went with what some people have said. I love Xenia Onatopp, but characterwise, Natalya is much more interesting while Xenia was just nutty and over-the-top.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    I think it's a horrible list. Rosa Klebb as a Bond girl? :o Jinx as one of the best? :o I am definitely happy that I don't subscribe to EW. 8-)
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • TonyDPTonyDP Inside the MonolithPosts: 4,283MI6 Agent
    It just goes to show that when compiling a list of Best Bond Girls, 10 isn't nearly enough.
  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    And when compiling a list of worst, ten is too much.
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    I think it's a horrible list. Rosa Klebb as a Bond girl? :o Jinx as one of the best? :o I am definitely happy that I don't subscribe to EW. 8-)

    Also, it's EW that Rosa Klebb is a Bond girl.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited November 2006
    Also, it's EW that Rosa Klebb is a Bond girl.
    For a moment there I didn't know what you meant. :D Yes, it is weird that she could be considered a Bond girl. :#
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Barry NelsonBarry Nelson ChicagoPosts: 1,508MI6 Agent
    Just a couple quick comments, I agree with adding Lynn Holly Johnson and Tanya Roberts, but Carey Lowell is one of the best Bond girls in my opinion. In the best list I would have added Shirley Eaton, I know she wasn't on screen long, but everyone remembers her, and her gold painted figure is still identified with Bond.
  • Prince Kamal KhanPrince Kamal Khan Posts: 277MI6 Agent
    Maud Adams, Lois Chiles, Karin Dor, Maryam d'Abo on the worst list?! Definitely disagree. I think they were spot on though to include Lynn Holly Johnson, Tanya Roberts, Denise Richards, and the overrated Carey Lowell. Her Pam's gorgeous to look at but the character does become a nagging pest. I'd dump her for Lupe Lamora in a second. How come Grace Jones didn't make it?

    As for the 10 best: Ursula, Honor, Diana, and Barbara are all respectable choices. And I'm glad to see the underrated Jill St. John get some acclaim rather than criticism for a change. Halle Berry, Michelle Yeoh, and Famke Janssen are all overrated though. Like someone said above, where's Jane Seymour and the two amazing Thunderball ladies?
  • John DrakeJohn Drake On assignmentPosts: 2,564MI6 Agent
    EW's Joshua Rich has bad eyesite, or a defective p****. Maud Adams, Lois Chiles, Karin Dor and Corinne Clery on the worst list! Jinx on the best list, and rated higher than Carole Bouquet! The man's mad. Mad.
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    Yes that bad list is pretty bad,

    I dont understand why they have included Lois Chiles over some of the others. She IMO was one of those ones that you dont forget.

    "If your trying to be ingratiating Mr Bond dont bother"
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • Prince Kamal KhanPrince Kamal Khan Posts: 277MI6 Agent
    Yes that bad list is pretty bad,

    I dont understand why they have included Lois Chiles over some of the others. She IMO was one of those ones that you dont forget.

    "If your trying to be ingratiating Mr Bond dont bother"

    Exactly. Lois/Holly is the best American Bond girl IMHO. She never gets whiny and nagging like Pam, terrified of everything in sight like Stacy, "cutesy" like Bibi, "mannish" like May Day or full of lame one-lines("Yo mama!") like Jinx.
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