Blob. . .James Blob?
Hardyboy
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OK, I don't know if someone is joking--either Daniel Craig or Contact Music, where I got the story--but here's one of the weirdest bits of news to come out of the QoS filming:
Daniel Craig--Craig to Play Fat Bond
Action hero Daniel Craig hates being lauded as the fittest James Bond - so he plans to gain weight for the final scene in new 007 movie QUANTUM OF SOLACE. Despite being branded by the media as the most "physical" superspy to date, the actor doesn't just want to be remembered for his six-pack. So Craig has vowed to revert back to the previous incarnations of Bond, when the agent's training regime wasn't as physically demanding. He says, "Bond used to do 10 press ups and smoke 50 cigarettes and drink a bottle of something and pop a pill. "At the end of the movie we film a scene where I'm fat - because I don't want to be remembered as the physical Bond."
Let the jokes begin. . .the film should be renamed Run, Fat Bond, Run, or For Your Thighs Flabby, or maybe even Thunderbutt!
Daniel Craig--Craig to Play Fat Bond
Action hero Daniel Craig hates being lauded as the fittest James Bond - so he plans to gain weight for the final scene in new 007 movie QUANTUM OF SOLACE. Despite being branded by the media as the most "physical" superspy to date, the actor doesn't just want to be remembered for his six-pack. So Craig has vowed to revert back to the previous incarnations of Bond, when the agent's training regime wasn't as physically demanding. He says, "Bond used to do 10 press ups and smoke 50 cigarettes and drink a bottle of something and pop a pill. "At the end of the movie we film a scene where I'm fat - because I don't want to be remembered as the physical Bond."
Let the jokes begin. . .the film should be renamed Run, Fat Bond, Run, or For Your Thighs Flabby, or maybe even Thunderbutt!
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Tomorrow Never Diets?
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Classic headline---a fine addition for Craigger's ever-expanding s****y press scrapbook...it'll be the size of Encyclopedia Britannica by the time he's finished his run.
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
From Russia With Lard
Fishfinger
Thunderboobs (Manboobs)
You Only Eat Twice
On Her Majesty's Royal Feast
Meals Are Forever
Live And Let Dine
The Man With The Golden Manbreasts
The Spy Who Fed Me
Stomach Raker
For Your Stomach Only
Octopus And Chips
A View To A Hotdog
The Living Burger
Licence To Munch
Golden Pie
Tomorrow Never Diets
This Pudding Is Not Enough
Diet Another Day
Casino Maincourse
Eating Disorder Of Solace
Sorry, carry on..
1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
OK, OK, I did miss the quip. . .but what does it say when an offhand joke causes Contact Music to write an entire story? And how much you wanna bet the anti-Craig crowd will pick it up? Craig wants to be the gay Bond, the fat Bond, soon enough the transsexual Bond. . .it never ends.
Oh, and to add to the fun:
Fry Another Way and Clams Casino Royale!
Oh, yeah...this is 'bread and butter' for craigspicturenexttoamonkey.com...
I wouldn't be surprised if Craig drops these little asides as a way of having fun with his more mentally diminutive protesters
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
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Those are some tasty titles ya got there, Jarvio.
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To be honest, I don't think there is an anti-Craig team any more. They've gone to ground (except on this forum, mind. But Tee Hee, DS* and me are about the only ones).
*up to a point
Roger Moore 1927-2017
No you're not the only ones.
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Daniel Craig must be having a right laugh if certain sections of the 'media' are picking up stories like this.
Hehe good stuff. I would have gone with 'The Spy Who Loved Food'
or 'The Spy Who Loved to Eat'