How to help?

mrbondmrbond Posts: 296MI6 Agent
in James Bond Literature
I have been writing bond fan fic for years and wanted to contribute to the site but don't know how can anyone help?
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  • chrisno1chrisno1 LondonPosts: 3,309MI6 Agent
    Not at the moment! SiCo took the FanFic away when he revamped the site a few months back.
    He was keen to get it up and running again, but subsequently AJB seems to be off his radar a little.
    You can publish FanFic on lots of sites, including FanFiction.net (although they insist that Bond is listed under "movies" aaagghhh!!!) I used it to link my recent collection - which I hope you read!
  • mrbondmrbond Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    How can I read it?
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,308MI6 Agent
    I've heard that Stephen Hawking likes to pogo in his spare time too.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

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  • mrbondmrbond Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    In his chair? LOL
  • mrbondmrbond Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    I also heard ur ma like to jump up and down
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    mrbond, you keep on making jokes about 'your ma.' Whereas it might have been funny once, it is now just annoying. 8-)
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • mrbondmrbond Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Ok but whats with the stephen hawking thing
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    What Stephen Hawking thing? ?:)
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • mrbondmrbond Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Nepoeon Plural's post
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Okay, but it's a bit confusing if you ask me about someone else's post and don't tell me that you're referring to someone else's post.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • mrbondmrbond Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    You should have read it so you don't have to ask!
  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    mrbond wrote:
    I also heard ur ma like to jump up and down
    Whoa! Weren't you already warned about this type of behavior? Yesterday, perhaps? By another moderator?

    Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be your last.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    mrbond wrote:
    You should have read it so you don't have to ask!
    I have no desire to get into an arguement, however I will simply say this; I am not obligated to read anything. If you respond a post to me, then you should at least have the common curtesy of explaining which post you were referring to. 8-) You make these short posts and you expect everyone to know what you're thinking. It doesn't work that way. If you're not prepared to at least say that you were referring to NP's post, then why should I respond?
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • mrbondmrbond Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Alex wrote:
    mrbond wrote:
    I also heard ur ma like to jump up and down
    Whoa! Weren't you already warned about this type of behavior? Yesterday, perhaps? By another moderator?

    Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be your last.

    What is this school I'm sorry but it's not my fault and people should not comment if they don't read the posts

    mrbond
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    mrbond wrote:

    What is this school I'm sorry but it's not my fault and people should not comment if they don't read the posts

    mrbond

    well you should have spent more time at school -obviously

    This is a discussion forum and as DS said, you should at least have the courtesy to make your thoughts clear if you want someone to get into a discussion with you or help you out.
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • thesecretagentthesecretagent CornwallPosts: 2,151MI6 Agent
    Alex wrote:
    mrbond wrote:
    I also heard ur ma like to jump up and down
    Whoa! Weren't you already warned about this type of behavior? Yesterday, perhaps? By another moderator?

    Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be your last.

    That's brilliant - how long have you been waiting to say that? :))
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  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    thesecretagent wrote:
    Alex wrote:
    mrbond wrote:
    I also heard ur ma like to jump up and down
    Whoa! Weren't you already warned about this type of behavior? Yesterday, perhaps? By another moderator?

    Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be your last.

    That's brilliant - how long have you been waiting to say that? :))
    Oh, since time immortal. Trouble is nobody ever uses the proper alias :))

    Now you've broken my professional, er, "alibi?" :)) -{
  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    mrbond wrote:
    people should not comment if they don't read the posts
    I have read your insults about other people's mom, and the next one I see will go to AuricStud stables for good. X-(
  • mrbondmrbond Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Ok?
  • mrbondmrbond Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Is that Boris Karloff in ur pic man was he great
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,485MI6 Agent
    mrbond wrote:
    Is that Boris Karloff in ur pic man was he great

    But not as great as Alex eh :x :x :x


    :v
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  • mrbondmrbond Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    It seen Asp9mm has a crush on you Alex!
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    no, Asp9mm loves only sitting in his cave and playing with his guns 8-)

    By the way, nice strategy mrbond honeying compliments around the mouth of a mod, who recently warned you :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,485MI6 Agent
    mrbond wrote:
    It seen Asp9mm has a crush on you Alex!
    Bondtoys wrote:
    By the way, nice strategy mrbond honeying compliments around the mouth of a mod, who recently warned you

    Indeed, I was commenting on your terrible attempts at brown nosing, mrbond :))
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    edited October 2009
    brilliant: Brownnosing, I have learnt something today :D

    brownnose.jpg
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,480Chief of Staff
    Es ist als ob man jemandem in den Arsch kriecht, Bondtoys- Arschkriecher? :))
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    ja, Barbel, Arschkriecher ist das richtige Wort -{
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,485MI6 Agent
    und er saß in der Nacht bellen den Mond durch ein Teleskop Erdnuss.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,618MI6 Agent
    ...and you are calling my english bad.! This is not even far away from german, so, what do you really want to say? ?:)
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,485MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    ...and you are calling my english bad.! This is not even far away from german, so, what do you really want to say? ?:)

    :D
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