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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ...keys of Colombian pure, a couple of stiffs, and a little bitty piece of...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,630Chief of Staff
    ...the Kartenhoff, the oldest in human possession- the very meteorite which made this crater. Think about it: so many years up there, alone, silent, building momentum until it chose to...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ...get into a car with a strange girl.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,630Chief of Staff
    The Kananga woman? She's supposed to have the power of the obeah- no-one on the island dare go up there except...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ...former SAS types with easy smiles and expensive watches.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • MarcAngeDracoMarcAngeDraco Piz GloriaPosts: 564MI6 Agent
    I thought you were the one giving...
    Film: Tomorrow Never Dies | Girl: Teresa di Vicenzo | Villain: Max Zorin | Car: Aston Martin Volante | Novel: You Only Live Twice | Bond: Sir Sean Connery
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    .....goodhead.....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • MarcAngeDracoMarcAngeDraco Piz GloriaPosts: 564MI6 Agent
    I come with compliments of...
    Film: Tomorrow Never Dies | Girl: Teresa di Vicenzo | Villain: Max Zorin | Car: Aston Martin Volante | Novel: You Only Live Twice | Bond: Sir Sean Connery
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ....the Macau sex trade.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,630Chief of Staff
    They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Mango, banana and tangerine
    Sugar and ackee and cocoa bean
    When we...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,630Chief of Staff
    ... press you to a cucumber sandwich?
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    On yogurt and lemon juice? I can hardly wait.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Presumably I'm the condemned man and your the hearty breakfast...
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,630Chief of Staff
    Oh, no, no- I am Mr Zorin's breeding consultant.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Is that all he pays you for?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,630Chief of Staff
    My relationship with a client, Mr Bond, is strictly confidential, like a doctor.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Well, I suppose my silence could have a price.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    And how many millions do you want for your services this time?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,630Chief of Staff
    I count two.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Our expectations were considerably higher
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Unless within the next seven days your government pays to us one hundred million pounds sterling, in a...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... aphrodisiac. It just so happens that .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,630Chief of Staff
    ...the Bottoms Up is a strip club, and...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... I'm very talented.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    But of course. I forgot your ego. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman...and she...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... was entirely satisfied.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,630Chief of Staff
    James! You must be good!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Although his methods were a little crude. His response to our training
    and indoctrination have been remarkable.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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