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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... until one of us has to take an honest job... which I think is going to have to be you, because I have no idea what...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,335Chief of Staff
    ...my department has become. "Why do we need agents, the 00 section? Isn't it all rather quaint?" Well, I suppose I see a different world than you do and the truth is...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... you could pick your own secret missions. As I do. Name it, name it. Destabilize a multinational by manipulating stocks. Bip. Easy. Interrupt transmissions from a spy satellite over Kabul... done. Hmm. Rig an election in Uganda. All...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ...because a lady loves milk tray.
    (couldn't resist :D)

    ...ARE CONNECTED BY THIS....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... one last screw....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,335Chief of Staff
    ...from a KGB defector, a bit of a whiz kid in their technical section. Not a bad chap....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ....he hasn't set up shop yet but tanner will put you.......
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,335Chief of Staff
    ...on the 7 o'clock plane to Kingston. That gives you exactly 3 hours, 22 minutes....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ....I've been watching time ticking away, marching on towards my own death, now you can have the same.....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,335Chief of Staff
    ... vegetables as you, as it's May. Asparagus with Bearnaise sauce sounds wonderful. And perhaps a slice of pineapple.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    You've been reading the wrong books, Mr. Bond.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    It's what keeps me alive.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,335Chief of Staff
    This is my second life.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    'You will soon become accustomed to the Japanese way of life'.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,335Chief of Staff
    I may just retire to here.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Take off your bath robe, please.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,335Chief of Staff
    If you go there, you will cross over into a place where there is no mercy...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    :)) :))
    Oh behave yourself
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... unless you'd rather return to standard intelligence duties.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I go where the work takes me.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Is there any reason? Other than your love of watersports?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    It's worth five thousand pounds.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,335Chief of Staff
    M doesn't mind you earning a little money on the side.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I smuggle, yes. I smuggle gold, diamonds, cigarettes, pistachio nuts, but no .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ...weapons grade plutonium.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,335Chief of Staff
    I’ll have my sales manager get the quotations and delivery dates for you as soon as possible. We’ll contact you later today at your hotel.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    I'm staying at the Hilton....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,335Chief of Staff
    ... I had no idea we were next door neighbours!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    So tell me James, why have you come?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • OrnithologistOrnithologist BerlinPosts: 584MI6 Agent
    I'm just looking!
    "I'm afraid I'm a complicated woman. "
    "- That is something to be afraid of."
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