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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,415Chief of Staff
    ...Your bid. sir. £400,000. £400,000... Any more?
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,281MI6 Agent
    100 honours, and 90 below. Nicely done, Strangways, I have to give it to you...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,415Chief of Staff
    ...at the current rate of exchange, minus the fees and certain unavoidable expenses...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... you and I will have more money than God. And Mr. Bond here will...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    edited November 2016
    ... have to tell the prime minister
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,281MI6 Agent
    You must be a pretty sick collection of minds to dream up a plan like...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... the one where he has to make love to a woman, and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,281MI6 Agent
    ...playing his golden harp...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,415Chief of Staff
    And they say communists don't know how to have fun!
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,281MI6 Agent
    At least you've been saved the effort of removing him.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,415Chief of Staff
    Stuff my orders. I only kill professionals.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,281MI6 Agent
    My job is to help...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,415Chief of Staff
    ...you to love chickens. To love their flesh, their voice. Yes, your cure is nearly done, and soon you will...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... believe that the bourbon and branch water is rather splendid here in 'Kentucky'. Now that we're both off duty, perhaps...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,415Chief of Staff
    ... you can drop me off at the next corner. This is getting out of hand! No regrets, but when you start...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... Eastern philosophy, the body has seven different chakra points. The Energy centers, like the heart, or genitals. The purpose of these implements is...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... to form a more perfect .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,281MI6 Agent
    ...man to dominate her...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,415Chief of Staff
    ...then pump her for...
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    ...exactly one minute, fifty-two seconds. That's excellent.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,281MI6 Agent
    Speak up, darling. I can't hear you..
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,415Chief of Staff
    They're simply not stepping up the reception to enable...
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    ...one burst in outer space over the UK, and...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,281MI6 Agent
    ...a hyper-intensified magnetic field, powerful enough to...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,415Chief of Staff
    ...be fitted into the heel of your shoe. Its larger brother is magnetic. Right, it'll be concealed in...
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    a third nipple, sir.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,415Chief of Staff
    M's idea?
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Well, we don't know sir. Communications aren't picking up the signal from the homer she was supplied by Q.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,415Chief of Staff
    Gee, I'm sorry, you should have given us a phone call.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,281MI6 Agent
    Oh, that would have been too easy...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
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