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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... what South America would look like if nobody gave a damn about coke or communism. It always impressed me the way you boys would...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... Pussy, you know a lot more about ....

    (Edit: Oops, looks like OGG007 pulled me to the post)
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,618Chief of Staff
    ... animals. Did you ever see a mongoose dance? A scorpion with sunstroke sting itself to death? Or a praying mantis eat her husband after....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... a bottle of chilled Bollinger Grande Année and the Beluga caviar?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,618Chief of Staff
    Less often than you might think.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,400MI6 Agent
    Your guess is as good as mine.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,618Chief of Staff
    You are too modest, Mr Bond.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,400MI6 Agent
    How do you know that?
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,618Chief of Staff
    I studied at Oxford and Harvard. Majored in Western hypocrisy.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Our organization did not arrange for you to come over from the Russians just for amusement, Number 3.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,400MI6 Agent
    Dr No runs the place like a concentration camp.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,618Chief of Staff
    No? Spelt like "Yes"?
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    You went to school "somewhere"?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... Oxford and the Sorbonne become a consultant, spend two years with
    Mdecins Sans Frontires and ........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    That was a long time ago. I doubt she'll remember.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... I never forget !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,618Chief of Staff
    Well, perhaps you're just out of practice.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,400MI6 Agent
    I've used a Beretta for ten years. I've never missed with it yet.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Um? The sights are a bit off .
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,400MI6 Agent
    I have to pull that trigger.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Custom 38, Smith & Wesson. Corrugated three-inch stock,
    no serial number, standard CIA issue.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    a powerful weapon, he charges a million a shot.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .. Hard to get, extremely expensive,
    and only used by a select few....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,400MI6 Agent
    ...ingenious criminals.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Who knows? He may even use one of those golden bullets on you. That would be a pity because they are...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,618Chief of Staff
    ... on the other side, thinking "the MI6, the CIA, they're looking over our shoulders, they're listening to our conversations, and the truth is...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... he knows who I am and where the money's coming from. Which means he's decided to play me anyway. So, he's either desperate or he's overly confident. But, either way, that tells me...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,618Chief of Staff
    ...you're a terrific guy! A little weird, but a terrific guy! Why don't we go someplace and...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    edited February 2017
    ...I'll cook you a beautiful (throws hat) angel cake.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Mr Bond. Sit down, please. Mint julep?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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