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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ...apologise in person for the loss of my...


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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    . Great pyramid, which he built to defend himself against....
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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... your body guards. The three of them is a bit excessive. They're controlling you. They're not protecting you. Tattoo on your wrist is Macau sex trade. You belong to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ...a ferocious 450lb gorilla. Please be very still, ladies and gentlemen, we must have absolute silence...


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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... in the middle of the opening procedure. We've checked and... Strangways has disappeared. So has his secretary. A new girl. We'd only just sent her...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...... Two dozen red roses !
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    Well, I suppose my silence could have a price.
    Dalton Rulez™
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    As you are aware, we do not negotiate with terrorists.
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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    Yeah, you're right, we should just deal with nice people. I need to know you're on the team, Felix. I need to know...
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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ....i can trust you, and as I don't, go stick your head in. ..
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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ...a magnificent abdomen...


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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ....measuring up to your physical standards.
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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    So you are to have DNA-replacement therapy. Let me explain the two phases. First, we....

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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... keep the temperature at precisely 80 degrees....
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,221MI6 Agent
    ...the correct temperature...98.4 degrees Fahrenheit,
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... to cause you great pain. This for heat,... these for cold. Applied scientifically and slowly. Very, very slowly. What...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ...did you think it was going to be?

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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :)
    The coldest weapon of all..
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    .....the Walther PPK 7.65mm with a delivery like a brick through s plate glass window, takes a....

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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ...standard-issue ring finger. Twist so. Voilá!


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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    .....quiche de cabinets
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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    My friend, bring me one as well.


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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    .....quiche de cabinets
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    (Photoshop material right there)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    My friend, bring me one as well.


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    Theres no such thing as a free lunch

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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    All right. Change of tack. Have some of my conch chowder.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Would you care for some caviar?
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Sea egg spines. They're poisonous!
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    It really is death for breakfast.
    (That reminds me, I haven't had breakfast yet.)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    It doesn't doesn't bother you.... Killing those men.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    It's an essential precaution.
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