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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    With drugs, you wouldn`t know what you did or .........
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... why. Hilarious question, particularly from you...
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    ...And how the hell did you find out where I lived?

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It was in all the papers.
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    If I get any more information, I will call.

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I presume London has briefed you.
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    Oh, yes, sir. But there’s one thing I don’t understand...


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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ....Your signal sent Whitehall into shock. So far we have managed to locate ......
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    ...a shark. He looks for trouble, that's why...


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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... you gotta give the other fella .....
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    100,000,000 pounds sterling in.....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    ...a green Rolls Royce...

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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... which makes it, unlike diamonds, ideal for smuggling, attracting the biggest and...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    ...very latest in intercepts and countermeasures: titanium armour, multitasking heads-up display, and 6 beverage cup holders. All in all....

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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... there's been a forty percent drop in casualties, and I want to keep it that way. From now on you carry the Walther... unless you'd rather return to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    ...Cai.. Cai... Cairo!

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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    There is no danger of that!
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    We can only hope that this is a temporary setback.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    Cheer up, Saunders, the operation's a success- and officially still yours.
  • nafets47nafets47 FloridaPosts: 939MI6 Agent
    You must be joking.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    (So tempted to say...)

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    (But since that isn't allowed...)

    Well, that wasn't very funny!

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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    I find the parallel amusing.
    (Get it?)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    edited November 2017
    You are a funny man, Mr Bond.
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It looks very much like it
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    ...but practice makes perfect.


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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It's never too late to learn.
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    It happens to be 3am!

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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Well, we corpses have absolutely no sense of time.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    I must say, you have a lot of energy for a dead man, Mr. Bond. You are James Bond, aren’t you?
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    "She" is me, Miss Moneypenny. And kindly omit the customary byplay with 007. He's dining with me and I don't want him to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
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