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  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,225MI6 Agent
    Is there something I can do for you?
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    Fetch my shoes!
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    If that's how you want to enter the United States, you're welcome. As for me, I prefer...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    ...to land like any conventional aircraft.

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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    What is it with you and moving vehicles?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    It's the first I've heard of it.


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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Stop touching your ear.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    I accept the rebuke. I have no doubt developed annoying mannerisms.


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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Now, I dare say, 007, that you've met your match with .......
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ...a water pistol...
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    ...coded to your palmprint so only you can fire it. Less of a random killing machine, more of a...

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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... way murder becomes an act of self-defence, virtuous and justified, and it will readily be seen what a dangerous weapon it can become in...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    ...my department, you would realise this is a...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... standard operating procedure.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The Americans swear by them.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    But I shouldn't think I'll need it on this assignment.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    You'd be surprised the amount of wear and tear that goes on out there in...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... suite 423 - with caviar for two...


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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    ...and a little bitty piece of what used to be....

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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ...your definition of safe sex....
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    ...and if you can't treat it as such, coldly and objectively....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...... with friendship to all , and favouritism to .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    ...the Sea of Japan area. Might I suggest, gentlemen, that this is where you should....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... blow the gas tanks...
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    ...and a 20,000-volt security system. Now this I'm particularly proud of...

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  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,225MI6 Agent
    I was dying to see how the operation turned out
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He's been cut off ..... permanently.
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

    (Too busy laughing to post)
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,336Chief of Staff
    Yes, but how can I... He's not like other people- he has three...

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... things. Crescent moons, portcullises,
    beasts couchant and rampant, bars, bezants...
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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