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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Youve taken good care of your body. Such a ........


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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,483Chief of Staff
    ...pity it all has to end tomorrow.

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    (Thunderpussy, I thought those photos were... private... :# :# :# )
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...your people would still welcome me with open arms
    because they need what I know.


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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,483Chief of Staff
    You know nothing, Mr Bond.

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    But you're aching to find out.


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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,483Chief of Staff
    Well, if you believe that, why did you come back?

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    (That's actually Tracey Ullman doing her devastatingly funny impression of DJD- have you seen it?)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    To realise sometimes you can forget the past.
    Though apparently not your .........


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    ( Yes, Her National Treasure who can get away with Murder as, .... she's Dame Judi Dench ! ) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,483Chief of Staff
    ...smoking 60 cigarettes a day. These are of a Balkan mixture with a higher nicotine content than the cheaper varieties. When not engaged upon strenuous duty, the officer's average daily consumption of alcohol is in the region of half a bottle of spirits of between 60 and 70% proof. On examination...

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    (The Bride is a big fan of her Angela Merkel :)) )
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Blood pressure 120 over 80. Indications of neurotoxins, histamine,
    serotonin, enzyme inhibitors. Scorpion venom. Also traces of a venom antiserum.
    They`d sting him, then administer the antidote. Yet his internal organs seem unaffected.
    Liver not too good.


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    ( She's very funny, I love her different versions of Alexa, Teenager, Pensioner etc )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,483Chief of Staff
    I need a clean bill of health, you have to clear me for duty.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You can only return to duty when you've passed the tests,
    so take them seriously.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,483Chief of Staff
    l'm deadly serious. l'm a British agent.

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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    One of us is bound to end up gravely disappointed.
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    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,483Chief of Staff
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    I'm afraid it's me. Sorry about that, old boy.

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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Yes, I thought I saw a spectre at your shoulder. The spectre of ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,483Chief of Staff
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    ...your brother...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... hanging on the wall of the pub. Now this Mr Player was in the tobacco and snuff business and cigarettes had just been invented and he wanted to start making them. But he couldn't...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... be surprised how many government officials come to me for reminders of .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,483Chief of Staff
    If at first you don't succeed, Mr Kidd....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... It's not difficult to get a Double 0 number if you're prepared to kill people.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,483Chief of Staff
    Kill them? No, you take them and release them into the trees.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Like a little bird.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,483Chief of Staff
    No, but my quartermaster is and he's...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... an overworked, underpaid ....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,483Chief of Staff
    .... professor of forensic medicine. Believe me, Mr Bond, I could...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... make something for you, Mr Bond. A rifle, perhaps.
    Now, here we have an interesting problem. A custom-built
    model for a client who recently lost ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,483Chief of Staff
    ...my space shuttle. How would Oscar Wilde have put it?
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I fucked this up, didn't I?

    (didn't think it would get through 8-) )
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,483Chief of Staff
    Well, it's all a matter of perspective.

    (Of course not! :D But at least it's a Fleming quote )
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