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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    .... sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War, whose...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... island neighbours have once again let themselves be,
    Bullied by .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...one head of state, at the very least. Surely you haven't come to negotiate, Mr Bond, your pitiful little island hasn't even been threatened. Search him from his toenails to the last follicle on his head [which won't take long]

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    then...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... I’ve got a little itch down there... would you mind? ...
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...but I think my mouth is too big...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … and the truth is that what I see frightens me. I'm frightened because...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...he has a powerful weapon...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    .... gold balls... (I brought a book on the subject. Here’s a picture) ....
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... and a little bitty piece of what used to be ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...your perfectly formed....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... superfluous papilla.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
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    I have six.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Fascinating anatomical tidbit. Probably the most useless piece of information I ever heard.

    (...shots or only five. To tell you the truth I lost track myself in all this excitement. But this being a chinese copy of a Glock 9mm...etc. etc. :D )
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    I know a well-informed person to contact about that.

    (and it's not Dirty Harry :D )
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    edited August 2018
    Your mother?
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    That was a long time ago, M-

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    before she was....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .......... Bolivian Secret Service... or used to be.
    I think you infiltrated Greene's organization by having sex with ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ....a Cuban hitman, Hector Gonzalez, the Greek police....
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    will smoke him out. I had a tail follow him to Heathrow, where he caught a plane ...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... heading 036, 126 miles. Bearing 062, Havana, ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...on the back of a 747...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... With C's men crawling all over the ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...map. And when I'm through the whoIe worId will know...

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... you died scratching my ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...medulla oblongata, killing off his senses. Touch, smell, he feels no pain- He can...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... Strap it on your .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...small but particularly dirty...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    ... de-briefed (and declared fit!) ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...anatomical titbit, but the most useless piece of information I ever heard. Unless...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … you'd prefer to go back to standard intelligence duties?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
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