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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Don’t get soap in my eye!
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    We're much more sophisticated than that.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    So, I need a white dinner jacket and a black tie?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...... Where were you measured for this?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,157MI6 Agent
    That's pretty good tailoring. I hope it doesn't shrink when it gets wet.
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Quite the opposite, in fact.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The right arm goes in the right sleeve, thus...
    ...and the left arm in the left sleeve, thus
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... it's surprisingly difficult ....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    Never too late to learn!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Now pay attention, 007. I've always tried to teach you two things. First, ....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,157MI6 Agent
    ...stop fiddling about with things you don't understand!
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    And the second?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    'Don't **** it up'.

    :)) :)) love this site's autocorrect for naughty words. Reply should have said:

    'Don't c0ck it up'.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    :D

    You never say that as if you meant it.
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,157MI6 Agent
    You'll be useful in helping to convince the authorities that I mean what I say and...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... I suppose some of it sunk in, despite my best intentions. And here today, I remember this, I think, from Tennyson: "We are...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,157MI6 Agent
    ...looking for de cat

    De cat dat swa-llowed de rat...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rats. They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,157MI6 Agent
    Finish the job, James. Blow them to hell!
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,420Quartermasters
    I do not think, do you, that the UN will let it come that? Not after their scientists...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... acquired and passed on to you industrial information that made you competitive, successful. We are now in the unique position to form an international cartel to control not only production, but...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,157MI6 Agent
    ...to show dat cat de at-ti-tood o' threeee blind mice...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ....being flown over here on loan, on the back of a...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... chicken. Used to make me break out all over. You’d be surprised...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Quentin QuigleyQuentin Quigley Terminal One, Hamburg AirportPosts: 1,157MI6 Agent
    ...unless you're a pheasant...
    Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    ... all those feathers and he still couldn’t ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...follow that parachute!
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,420Quartermasters
    Contact M, tell him to send Little Nellie, repeat Little Nellie. Suggest she be...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...court-martialled for illegal use of...
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