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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ...bezants...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :))

    ...and Mr Bond will have a....
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,420Quartermasters
    ...part time job as a...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ... familiar face, but not yours. To what do I owe this pleasure, Mr Bond?
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    Did you know I was an agent with orders to seduce you?
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,572Chief of Staff
    Don't think. Just let it happen.
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    Can I persuade you to accept a bed for the night?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Well you're bloody well not sleeping here.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    It's a bit short notice, but I might just be able to squeeze you in.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    I'm sure this ain't exactly your debut at this sort of thing.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,420Quartermasters
    Oh, once when I was with M in Tokyo, we had...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...a mortgage to pay and two cats to...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... pull out these straps. Inside are twenty gold...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ... bezants...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    ... I'll give you a nut. Here you are. Go...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...to reach Kalba. You must first make contact with a man called...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    ...” big cojones”...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :))

    ...and don't make any jokes....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I never joke about my...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    (...big cojones...?)

    ...small but particularly dirty...
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,572Chief of Staff
    …anonymous star on the Memorial Wall at MI6.
    YNWA 97
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Early reports from the scene indicate that at least six...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...jealous husbands, outraged chefs, humiliated tailors...
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    ...got him locked up in a shed, and...
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...I have concluded this crime was committed by Siberian separatists seeking to....
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,213MI6 Agent
    ...touch that horrible girl...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,420Quartermasters
    ...right between the...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ... concealed weapons....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    This sort of behaviour could qualify as sexual harassment...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,323Chief of Staff
    ...unless, of course, .....
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