Sir MilesThe Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,680Chief of Staff
…the Port Royal Road out of Kingston. Then, along the Winthrop Road, until you get to the cement factory. Then you turn left. Follow the road up the hill. Down the other side. And two miles further on, on the left…
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Oh, yes. I'm much obliged.
You've a strange way of showing gratitude.
It’s what keeps me alive.
However, I do have some observations to make.
Then you can let me into a little secret - how is it you....
...have a nasty habit of surviving.
Well, that comes from not growing up at all.
Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to!
Then you're an idiot.
No one can be such a perverse idiot as to assault a Customs official.
Never too late to learn!
Something big's come up.
This is the BIG one????
Mr. Big wants to see you.
But first I have some unfinished business to attend to.
One of these days you guys are gonna learn just to...
…pay deference to the ultimate dynasty which I alone have created.
As a guest, you're automatically a member.
Then you have my resignation, Sir.
Then you're the finest man that ever breathed.
(What else could possibly follow…)
…Baby, baby, baby, you're the best.
Flattery'll get you nowhere but don't stop trying.
"I, love, you". Repeat it please, to make sure you get it.
I get it.... from the doorman at the Russian Embassy, among certain other things.
I'm very impressed. There's a lot more to you than I had expected.
You think I'm an accountant, more interested in numbers than...
They're the popular targets these days.
-Mr Arlington Beech
So you want me to be half monk, half hitman?
I swear, I do not know.
My instructions are to go to......
…the Port Royal Road out of Kingston. Then, along the Winthrop Road, until you get to the cement factory. Then you turn left. Follow the road up the hill. Down the other side. And two miles further on, on the left…