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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,344Chief of Staff
    I'm strictly the outdoor type.

    (and isn't it "your definition of SAFE sex"? Must watch GE again... as if I needed an excuse :)) )
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I never would have guessed.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Yes, Mr Osato believes in a healthy chest.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh, I'm sure it will. You're marvellously well-equipped.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr MalloryMr Mallory North by northwestPosts: 632MI6 Agent
    I've had a few optional extras fitted.
    What makes you think this is my first time?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Ingenious, and useful too. Allow a man to stop off for a quick one en route.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr MalloryMr Mallory North by northwestPosts: 632MI6 Agent
    Need I remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill - not to break the traffic laws!
    What makes you think this is my first time?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... Occupational hazard !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Ever get the Feeling that someone doesn't like you?

    (Just remembered that is 'Safe' Sex and not 'Unsafe') :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ( although unsafe sex is more fun ;) )

    I don't have any friends.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,344Chief of Staff
    At last you're starting to tell the truth.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    From me? Never.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,344Chief of Staff
    A man who says "never" may be big trouble. But then....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... he strikes, like Thunderball !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,344Chief of Staff
    Sometimes I wish someone would.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Funny how it always goes with love, when you don't look, you find.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,344Chief of Staff
    What have you found out so far?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Well, I'd heard that the price of eggs was going up...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... Inflation adjusted for 1945.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,344Chief of Staff
    It's an inspired scheme! They get what they want, economic chaos in the West, and the value of your gold increases many times.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    We have already begun destabilizing the government. We'll provide the private security we'll pay off the right officials and we have 26 countries ready to recognize your new Bolivian government. You want your country back? Our organsiation can give it to you within a week.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    You sound like a commercial.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Your monthly shipment will be by ocean-tanker. And we'll send our chief chemist along to supervise the conversion process.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    A small-headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a chicken.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,344Chief of Staff
    He plays Debussy every afternoon from sunset until it's too dark to read the music. Stands on his head a lot, eats royal jelly. Lets his intestines down and washes them by hand. Something he learned during his sojourn in Tibet.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Um, well travelled man.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,344Chief of Staff
    I travel a lot. A sort of licenced troubleshooter.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...... More like a problem eliminator.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,344Chief of Staff
    You're just saying that to hurt me.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I can be a lot more persuasive .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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