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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,480Chief of Staff
    Ask, and ye shall receive, Mrs Whistler.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Your new telephone. Talk here, listen here.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    oh pipe down, 007!
    "You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I came prepared for a cold reception.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I went on a survival course in Siberia.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,480Chief of Staff
    Hmm, well-travelled man.
  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    well, it was that or the priesthood
    "You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    So you want me to be half monk, half hitman ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    I want you to take great care of this equipment.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • OrnithologistOrnithologist BerlinPosts: 584MI6 Agent
    Such... a waste!
    "I'm afraid I'm a complicated woman. "
    "- That is something to be afraid of."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Such a pity. I was dying to see how the operation turned out.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,480Chief of Staff
    As a result of a corneal implant, his right eye print is an exact replica of that of the President of the United States.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Weeping blood comes merely from a derangement of the tear duct,
    My dear general. Nothing sinister..
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Don't get soap in my eye....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,778MI6 Agent
    That is not the soap!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    you're quite right. an inch too low.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,675Chief of Staff
    Oh, and missed you, did they? What a pity!
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    They got a lot closer to you in Jamaica.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,480Chief of Staff
    Close, but no cigar.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Can I borrow a match ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,480Chief of Staff
    If you wish anything for your comfort, you must ring this:

    (beep beep)

    And the attendant will come.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ( click, click)
    Just like that ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,480Chief of Staff
    Three clicks arms the four-second fuse.

    (click click click)

    Another three disarms it.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Three more ticks and Mr Goldfinger, would've hit the jackpot.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,480Chief of Staff
    Really? What's the penalty for that?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Would your feelings be shattered if I were to say information.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,480Chief of Staff
    Well, suppose for argument's sake l don't feel like talking?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That problem has already been solved.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,675Chief of Staff
    More of a problem eliminator.
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,480Chief of Staff
    ....with a slick trigger finger for Her Majesty?
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