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  • OrnithologistOrnithologist BerlinPosts: 584MI6 Agent
    I'm ashamed to say I nicked the door.
    "I'm afraid I'm a complicated woman. "
    "- That is something to be afraid of."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Do you need accidental damage cover?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,224MI6 Agent
    Hang on, I want to check my reservation.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... Welcome to India , Commander Bond.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,224MI6 Agent
    I busted every record getting here.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,332Chief of Staff
    Wow, with this load on our back that's good going.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I hope our work here meets with your approval.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 26,580Chief of Staff
    I should say 'maybe'.
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Perhaps you failed to take into account my hidden assets.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,224MI6 Agent
    In its vaults are $1 5 billion.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm trying to do the honorable thing returning the money to its rightful owner
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,224MI6 Agent
    Three million francs from the special department...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Does it look like we need the money?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You look like hell, when's the last time you slept ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,332Chief of Staff
    To tell you the truth, I haven't had the courage.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Courage is no match for an unfriendly shoe, Countess.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,332Chief of Staff
    If you play the odds...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    do you think you can lose that kind of money and no-one will notice?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh, I was rather counting on that.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,332Chief of Staff
    You will need a great deal of luck to get out of this.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,224MI6 Agent
    I have a confession to make.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... Half of everthing is luck
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Only if you assume the player opposite you is holding the best hand
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That last hand, it nearly killed me.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,332Chief of Staff
    Let's double it: $5 a point.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    These are outrageous terms !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,332Chief of Staff
    Surely you haven't come to negotiate, Mr Bond? Your pitiful little island hasn't even been threatened.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk round it in an hour. But still, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit, and found the place had been infested with...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,332Chief of Staff
    ....Siamese fighting fish. Fascinating creatures. Brave, but on the whole....
  • OddjoblofeldraxorinOddjoblofeldraxorin CaliforniaPosts: 195MI6 Agent
    ....Priceless. I think we ought to let Mr. Bond....
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