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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Now,now let's keep it friendly. :)) :p
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    I'm a smart-ass who like to spout drivel,
    But when threatened I simper and snivel.
    Under Bond's stony aim
    I abandon the game
    And give in, as my private parts shrivel.
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    Lazar?
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Brad Whittaker?
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Peppermill wrote:
    Lazar?
    Yep
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    To rip off the pistols;

    Seeing green I am much smugger,
    But I'm such a silly bugger,
    I wasn't fit to shovel ****
    From one place to another.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Elvis ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    new
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Mr Bullion ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Nope
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    To rip off the pistols;

    Seeing green I am much smugger,
    But I'm such a silly bugger,
    I wasn't fit to shovel ****
    From one place to another.

    I'm such a pretty dafty,
    My bum ain't built for safety,
    If you don't look out, you'll scream and shout
    Before your brains turn to gravy

    I wasn't friggin in the riggin,
    Friggin in the riggin
    WASNT friggin in the riggin,
    That's for short arse to do.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Nick Nack ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Nope.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Is it Jaws ?
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Nope.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    To rip off the pistols;

    Seeing green I am much smugger,
    But I'm such a silly bugger,
    I wasn't fit to shovel ****
    From one place to another.

    I'm such a pretty dafty,
    My bum ain't built for safety,
    If you don't look out, you'll scream and shout
    Before your brains turn to gravy

    My name is kinda saintly,
    I'm small and rather dainty,
    I'd like to play a tune all afternoon
    On bond's fooking organ

    I wasn't friggin in the riggin,
    Friggin in the riggin
    WASNT friggin in the riggin,
    That's for short arse to do.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Mary Goodnight?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    edited March 2014
    Is it Jill St John/Tiffany Case?
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • Mr MalloryMr Mallory North by northwestPosts: 632MI6 Agent
    Christmas Jones
    What makes you think this is my first time?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Camille?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    A right, I think I've got it. Holly Goodhead!
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Charmed & Dangerous wrote:
    Mary Goodnight?

    About bloody time!

    The being smug/green reference is referring to the green rolls royces goodnight points out to bond, goodnight was pretty fookin useless in all other areas.

    Her arse aint built for safety, particularly as it hits a button which turns on the energy beam nearly giving bond a labotomy.

    Mary is a kinda saintly name.

    She wants to play on bond's organ as she gets rather pissed off with bond also enjoying maud adams for a second time.

    As goodnight wasn't friggin in the riggin, thats what happened to nick nack... kinda.

    Well done Charmed!
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) -{ Congratulations C&D. that was tough. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    :)) -{ Congratulations C&D. that was tough. :D
    +1
    Thank you for putting us out of our misery {[]
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Well tbh it's a first as it's usually one of you gents who beat me to it.... :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    My first was in Roger's, and I gave the secret away.
    My second was in Tim's, but I had nothing to say.
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • TheNextLeiterTheNextLeiter TexasPosts: 190MI6 Agent
    The parrot in 'For Your Eyes Only" and 'The Living Daylights'
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Yes you are correct........only took 16 minutes -{
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I must be a Dead or Alive fan,
    There's not much more to say,
    But I only work for 2 seconds every 24 hours,
    And to buy me you'll really have to pay,
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    Is it the Breitling watch from Thunderball? (I presume it is a broken watch)
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
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