Things we have in common with Bond?

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It might do, it's just we never see it. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Smiert-SpionamSmiert-Spionam Posts: 318MI6 Agent
    I'd like to think I have all the cool traits of Bond. Alas I end up being more like Alan Partridge :#
    Smiert Spionam
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    I used to be so embarresed watching Alan as he was such a Bond fan
    With his posters of Roger Moore. :D trying to say to myself " I'm not
    Like that!, am I ? " :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Smiert-SpionamSmiert-Spionam Posts: 318MI6 Agent
    Lol I do the occasional Partridge sneaking around a house pretending to be Bond. Then, like Partridge, I always get caught :#
    Smiert Spionam
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ;% Who doesn't :)) , every time I have to use a drill, I end up finding
    a mirror and doing a gun barrel sequence. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • David SchofieldDavid Schofield EnglandPosts: 1,528MI6 Agent
    Have a head, arms, legs. In fact all the attributes of a male human being.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Are you in touch with your feminine side ? :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • SilentSpySilentSpy Private Exotic AreaPosts: 765MI6 Agent
    SilentSpy wrote:
    Seeing these movies early on probably had a huge influence on me. Such that I try to be like Bond as much as possible. But I substitute many things. I think for the better. I drink cappuccino or Cuban coffee over standard coffee. But I want to find a good standard coffee. I want to find that jam too. I thought you guys would have found it by now.

    No smoking. Never tried, never will. It was always like adult chewing gum to me but it was obvious the damage it causes. I don't mess with girls that smoke either. It's stupid to me.

    I want to drive an Aston Martin but will probably never own a modern one because I don't like the current design direction. But I like "hard driving" as Dalton said in that one old interview.

    My type in women is the same.

    I like water sports. I used to play water polo.

    I do the pushups and situps daily.
    I eat the same Breakfast as him (Bacon, Eggs, Toast and Coffee) That's how far the Similarities go :#

    I substitute Turkey Bacon on this one. No more pork for me.
    its Wilkins Tiptree little scarlet strawberry jam :)

    Thanks. Getting some of this soon.
    I have a tendency of making bad puns a la Moore. :))

    I use Bond lines many times. Most people don't get it or find it humorous. Most don't immediately pick up that they are Bond lines.

    I still wish I used a Bond line on this model that I beat in a front of class test. I didn't have that level of confidence then. After winning, I was going to say "for my next miracle, I'll take the pretty girl to lunch" or something like that.
    "Better late than never."
  • CmdrAtticusCmdrAtticus United StatesPosts: 1,102MI6 Agent
    I cant Breath! That had me in Tears of Laughter AS :)) :)) :))

    yes not the most glamorous side of constabulary duties ,but like agent sniper uk (reply22) have worked with both MI5 and MI6 and the SAS , and helped a little old lady safely to her home one night , :)

    Since you've experienced this work with these agencies, is there anything you've seen in the Bond series that has any authenticity to it or at least comes close to feeling that way? Did you ever discuss this with any of those you worked with? Do the Craig films have a contemporary authenticity on the tech side of the business?
  • CmdrAtticusCmdrAtticus United StatesPosts: 1,102MI6 Agent
    sniperUK wrote:
    Carried a Walther as a personal protection weapon, competent with small arms, been in car chases, did a building assault from a helicopter ( Westland Lynx, landed in a farm yard to raid the house looking for a suspect and weapons) drink vodka, shagged a lot before I got married. Been shot at and returned fire, been caught in an explosion (or two) .

    Since you've had these experiences, is there anything you've seen in the Bond series that has any authenticity to it or at least comes close to feeling that way? Did you ever discuss this with any of those you worked with? What scenes cause you to groan the most because you know from your perspective how ridiculous they are?
  • CmdrAtticusCmdrAtticus United StatesPosts: 1,102MI6 Agent
    edited April 2014
    My first name is Ian - so not in common with Bond but with his creator. Same height, eye color, hair color dark brown not black (and getting some grey). Wear similar clothing (though nothing from Savile Row). Enjoy the same foods and drink. Licensed diver and love snorkeling, I ski, love golf (wish my handicap were closer to Bond's) have done some rock climbing, have skydived because it was on my bucket list; my wife and I enjoy casino gambling and cards with our friends; own a Walther and Beretta; wear a Rolex Explorer (was my father's). I'm trained in judo, boxing (boxed in school) and Krav Maga, but have let my self slide for a few years and need to get back in shape; I was offered to be on the U.S. Navy Marksmanship Team when I was in basic training.

    Wife and I got married on New Year's Day (though in New York City not Switzerland) and honeymooned in Jamaica where we visited Goldeneye and Noel Coward's residences.

    My wife was nearly killed in a car accident on our first anniversary and
    had complications near the end of that year and almost died a second time, so I can appreciated what Bond must have felt when Tracy was killed.

    We have no children (by choice) - just a great cat.

    My paternal grandparents were from Scotland. My maternal grandmother was from England and her husband from Scotland. Naturally, I have the black tie equivalent of the formal Highland dress and yes - I like haggis.

    I served in the Navy in Europe and worked my entire tour in the offices of a NATO base, where we were in dress uniform except for the summer when we could be in our short sleeves (and the Brits were in their shorts).
    Our uniform at that time looked like the officers and Chief Petty officers - black suit with metal buttons and white caps/black bills. It felt as though I was working at MI6 or in Fleming's wartime admiralty the entire time (we were still in the cold war with the Soviets). I got to work under a British Royal Navy captain who reminded me of M.

    Have travelled to many of the same foreign spots that Bond has been (and stayed at the same places) for that very reason.

    Heading towards sixty, but feel like a Bond in his late thirties. Have a few scars (one from an accidental near-death experience that I would not want to repeat).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    That's quite a Backstory -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    There are some fantastic stories here, Makes my life sound Very,Very boring indeed. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Your Life is boring compared to anything else TP :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Hey, I've had some pretty wild nights. Big monopoly games going on
    Till nearly half past eleven, eating then not waiting for an hour before
    going swimming. I can get pretty wild, I'll have you know ! ;) :D :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,322Chief of Staff
    Ah yes, I can see it now...


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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) oh I did love that red dress. Sometimes we have the music up
    really loud, ........... Not too loud obviously, don't want to annoy the
    Neigbhours. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • sniperUKsniperUK UlsterPosts: 594MI6 Agent
    sniperUK wrote:
    Carried a Walther as a personal protection weapon, competent with small arms, been in car chases, did a building assault from a helicopter ( Westland Lynx, landed in a farm yard to raid the house looking for a suspect and weapons) drink vodka, shagged a lot before I got married. Been shot at and returned fire, been caught in an explosion (or two) .

    Since you've had these experiences, is there anything you've seen in the Bond series that has any authenticity to it or at least comes close to feeling that way? Did you ever discuss this with any of those you worked with? What scenes cause you to groan the most because you know from your perspective how ridiculous they are?

    Bond is fantasy, being shot at certainly sharpens the reactions, one looking for and taking cover and two ,trying to locate the firing point to return fire is a lot more difficult than in the movies !!!
    Car chase either driving when you do not have time to think of anything else or as passenger when you are again concentrating on radio transmissions and trying to predict where they are going to get assistance to block them off.
    Being caught in an explosion the only movie I have seen that comes close is Black Hawk Down when Ewan McGregors character is caught in the RPG blast and he is temporally deaf, stunned and confused.
    Nothing in Bond comes close to reality, but it is good entertainment.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm no expert but I have a feeling most undercover/ security work, although
    Necessary, and probably exciting for those taking part. Would look terribly
    boring to a viewer. For instance much has been talked about in some threads
    about the best firing stance ( I didn't even know there was more than one ) :))
    While I love Connery firing from the hip in the gypsy camp in FRWL. {[]. So
    as SniperUK says " keep it entertaining " {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    I'm a Ninja in Training, so I have a few Stories to tell {:)
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    At the height of my interest in martial arts, I did a little training in Ninjutsu. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I'm waiting until he publishes his memoirs. :D
    ( I can't help seeing Lewis Collins, when I think of AS ) :))

    more like phill Collins :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I cant Breath! That had me in Tears of Laughter AS :)) :)) :))

    yes not the most glamorous side of constabulary duties ,but like agent sniper uk (reply22) have worked with both MI5 and MI6 and the SAS , and helped a little old lady safely to her home one night , :)

    Since you've experienced this work with these agencies, is there anything you've seen in the Bond series that has any authenticity to it or at least comes close to feeling that way? Did you ever discuss this with any of those you worked with? Do the Craig films have a contemporary authenticity on the tech side of the business?

    no if you ever talk to people in those relevant occupations about the relevancy about the Bond series they probably would look at you and think (rhymes with front ) the SAS did have a saying called yellow arse , because certain officers would say "oh this is how the SAS wear it ect , so the SAS saying was " if we painted our arses yellow " but the Mi5/6 officers I met were just like your dad
    tweed jacket glasses ect I suppose that's why they blend in
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Your Ex SAS AS?
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Scandinavian Airlines ? :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Your Ex SAS AS?

    heaven forbid im too tall and im not from Newcastle or Scotland :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    'If I told you, I would have to kill you' :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • LarsLars Posts: 16MI6 Agent
    Sometimes I drink my coffee as the movie Bond using a La Pavoni: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgiilZY0eac
    Sometimes I drink my coffee as the novel Bond using a Chemex: neest-chemex-coffeemaker-02.jpg

    However, to be honest, most of the times, I use a much more modern espresso machine.

    I shave like Bond using a double edged safety razor, although not the brand novel Bond used - was it Gillette or Solingen?
    I shoot a Walther (.22) sometimes.
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Lars wrote:

    However, to be honest, most of the times, I use a much more modern espresso machine.

    Me too, I drink black coffee.. and couldn't live without my espresso machine.

    Now does drinking Vespers / vodka Martinis on a semi regular basis count....? :D
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
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