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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    From the film Mrs Doubtfire in the kitchen as she sabotages Brossers dinner

    "HOT JAMABALAYA" ,kills me every time :)) :)) :))

    "What a beautiful car for Don Juan!" "So SAD when that happens!" :)) r
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Damn it, man, is there anything you don't know?

    A great many things, sir. But, nothing of consequence !

    Our man Flint. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I yearn for freedom like any man but, I can't walk
    they've ......... Tied my shoelaces together !

    Hot Shots 2
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Fakhir off but ive only just got here ( CARRY ON UP THE KHYBER)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " How can you say that? I've been like a father to you! I raised you, just like your father did! I believed in you, just like your father did! I slept with your mother, just like your father did! " - Superhero Movie
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    Ah me lads, ye shud only seen us gannin',
    We pass'd the foaks upon the road just as they wor stannin';
    Thor wes lots o' lads an' lasses there, all wi' smiling faces,
    Gawn alang the Scotswood Road, to see the Blaydon Races.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • richmenstoysrichmenstoys GermanyPosts: 1,482MI6 Agent
    What's that? It's blue light... What does it do?... It turns blue :)
    **everybody needs a hobby**
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    this corn sure is special (Deliverance)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible " naked gun 3
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Le SamouraiLe Samourai Honolulu, HIPosts: 573MI6 Agent
    Here's ten, off the top of my head and in no particular order...

    "It's this rug I had. It really tied the room together."
    —The Big Lebowski

    "Guess it's not a good day to be a bad guy."
    — The Crow

    "Yeah, I even lost my cat."
    — The Long Goodbye

    "Coffee's for closers only."
    —Glengarry Glen Ross

    "If they move, kill 'em."
    — The Wild Bunch

    "What about the Twinkie?"
    —Ghostbusters

    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
    —The Princess Bride

    "I like the way you die, boy."
    — Django Unchained

    "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."
    —The Blues Brothers

    "You know, the only thing that kills the demon... is love."
    —Natural Born Killers
    —Le Samourai

    A Gent in Training.... A blog about my continuing efforts to be improve myself, be a better person, and lead a good life. It incorporates such far flung topics as fitness, self defense, music, style, food and drink, and personal philosophy.
    Agent In Training
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Psychically, I'm very well endowed " - The Shadow.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Ammo08Ammo08 Missouri, USAPosts: 387MI6 Agent
    Make him an offer he can't refuse...-The Godfather

    Leave the gun, take the cannoli...-The Godfather
    "I don't know if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or imbeciles who mean it."-Mark Twain
    'Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.'- Benny Hill (1924-1992)
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Ammo08 wrote:
    Leave the gun, take the cannoli...-The Godfather
    Great line. The "take the cannoli" part was ad-libbed by the actor playing Clemenza.
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!", Dr Strange love
    "It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage." , Raiders of the lost ark
    "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!". Blazing saddles

    "The details of my life are quite inconsequential... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking - I suggest you try it.". Dr Evil
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    The Good, The Bad, I'm the Guy with the Gun - Army of Darkness {[]
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You can't mesmerise me! I'm British!, - At the earth's core.
    ( watching it on the horror channel :)) )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    "I'm feeling Italian and musical."
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Machete don't text", later ..... " I thought Machete don't text "
    " Machete improvises ! "

    From Machete.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    'Surely you can't be serious?'
    'I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.'

    Airplane
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "Hospital, what is it ? "
    " It's a big building full of sick people ! "

    Airplane ( very funny film ) {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    With the late Peter Graves -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker? "
    " I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry. "

    Airplane 2
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious sh1t"
    - Doc Brown to Marty McFly, Back to the Future

    "I'm sorry, who are you?" "I'm the guy that does his job properly, you must be the other guy"
    - Marky mark Wahlburg, The Departed

    "So you're all astronauts on some kinda... Star Trek?"
    - Dr Zefram Cochrane, Star Trek First Contact

    "Take care of Mr Bond, see some harm comes of him"
    - Hugo Drax, Moonraker

    "I've been in Africa you see, shooting tigers."
    "Yes, well the garage bill is erm, quite a lot, it's £3000".
    "Oh right, these are little bundles of erm, 500."
    "You must have shot an awful lot of tigers."
    "Yes, I used a machine gun."
    - Charlie Croker to the Garage attendant, The Italian Job 1969

    "I don't believe it, it's that sh1tbox dodge"
    - Illinois state highway patrolman, The Blue Brothers

    "Life... don't talk to me about life"
    - Marvin the paranoid android, Hitchhikers guide

    "Welcome to the party pal!!"
    - Detective John McClaine, Die Hard

    "This foe is beyond any of you."
    - Gandald the Grey describing the Balrog, Lord of The Rings

    "She's a nazi son...."
    "How did you know?"
    "She talks in her sleep"
    - Dr Henry Jones to Dr Indiana Jones, The Last Crusade

    "I have been, and always shall be, your friend"
    - Spock, Star Trek

    "I collect spores, moulds and fungus."
    - Dr Egon Spengler, Ghostbusters
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Made it ma, top of the world ! ", James Cagney - White Heat.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,332Chief of Staff
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sadly I can't get this to play :#

    Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson is dead. So is Mo Green, Tataglia, Barzini, the heads of all the five families. It is at moments like these, my dear friends, that we must ask ourselves: "How can this not be part of some larger plan?" Do good men like Dead Meat Thompson just blink out one day like a bad bulb? I mean, one minute you're in bed with a knockout gal... or guy, and the next, you're a compost heap. Doesn't that bother any of you? Because it scares the living hell outta me! - Hot Shots
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    'The five rules of dodgeball: dodge, dip, dive, duck and dodge' - Patches O'Houlihan
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    If you can dodge a Wrench, you can dodge a Ball :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you _ Dodgeball
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    Is that real gold in those teeth? You should get those checked you know! My TWIN is a dentist!

    Richard Thwaite, Guest House Paradiso
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
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