What can Vargas do ?

ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,696MI6 Agent
Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love.
What do you do, Vargas? ........ :)

Any suggestions to help old Vargas out ?
Any Hobbies, or past times that AJBers can
Recommend ....... or encourage ?
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."

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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,108MI6 Agent
    He could paint pictures of glamourous, scantily-clad pin-up girls.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,407MI6 Agent
    He can't screw a silencer on very quickly that's for sure!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,696MI6 Agent
    Painting ? Very relaxing, as for his problems with the silencer, perhaps something to help
    hand to eye coordination .......... model making perhaps, I remember many haply hours alone
    in my bed room . My hands moving like lighting , the excitement, the sticky fingers ! ....... then
    finally .... My Hawker Hurricane was finished !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,407MI6 Agent
    edited June 2016
    Vargas Is actually one of the world's leading shark ticklers, his technique involves tickling the sharks around their gills to subdue them and intice them into a nirvana like trance, he the guides them gently to the disco volante where they are winched through the secret trap doors and transported to Palmyra. This is what Largo first employed him for due to the golden grotto sharks being particularly susceptible to vargas silky touch.
    Vargas says tickling a shark is better than sex and you get far wetter so he gives the ladies and lads a miss!
    Unfortunately as Largo has no room for more sharks vargos had to become a henchman, he missed the silencer speed screwing for henchman class, prefering a tickle while watching Largo play with dominoes.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,039MI6 Agent
    He could paint pictures of glamourous, scantily-clad pin-up girls.

    :)) :)) very good, it took me a moment before I got that one!

    Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love. But secretly he's a gambler and enjoys vegetarian food. So maybe the vegan Vargas goes to Vegas for his vices? :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,108MI6 Agent
    Actually C&D, he was most ordinary until Vargas's veganism and Vegas vagaries visited.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 30,802Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :)) Loved that! I've added a bit to "Ye Ball Of Thunder" based on that.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,733MI6 Agent
    Vargas does not drink, does not smoke, does not make love.
    What do you do, Vargas? ........ :)

    Any suggestions to help old Vargas out ?
    Any Hobbies, or past times that AJBers can
    Recommend ....... or encourage ?

    I suggest Vargas takes up Rugby or Dancing and works on his side step. If he can master either profession he may not be pinned up against a tree - you get my point ;) -{
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,696MI6 Agent
    Yes :D I hate being "pinned down"
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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