Here for the first time, see Zambora, strangest girl ever born to live. She was captured near Nairobi, South Africa, and is believed to be part of a cruel inhuman experiment. This beautiful girl will be locked into a steel cage, and will change very slowly into a ferocious 450lb gorilla. Please be very still, ladies and gentlemen, we must have absolute silence so we wouldn't disturb Zambora from her transcendental state.
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-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
They'll make you.
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