Exceedingly accurate and incredibly true rumours about Bond25

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,753MI6 Agent
    edited December 2018
    Many want and expect Bond25 to be a remake of OHMSS and YOLT, but this is now debunked. A highly placed source EON tells us anonymously that he heard what's really happening while he changed celiling lightbulbs in Barbara Broccoli's office. Bond 25 will in fact be a remake of CR and QoS!
    First there will be a murder in black and white filmed in a cabin in a Norwegian fjord in the middle of the night, making it impossible to see the fjord and and the high cost of filming in the country. Shirley Bassey will sing an upbeat song to console the SPECTRE haters who desperately hoped and belived it would be Madeline Swann's blood running down the gunbarrel in the first seconds of the film. Then the middle act will be golfing instead of poker, but otherwise it will be practically identical to CR. The turture scene will focus on the suffering in Daniel Craig's face and the barely contained fear and desperation in his eyes when he has to ski in Canada. Madeline Swann will later throw herself out of a plane after admitting she was the one who booked the holiday in Canada and signed them up for the beginners' skiing course. Her fall from the skies is a subtle reference tp Skyfall, but no-one will see or hear it due to the standing ovation from the SPECTRE haters. Plotwise the rest of the movie will be an even closer remake of QoS, but the filming style will be radically different. Barabara Broccolli will personally sit on the camera to prevent any shaking while Cary Fukunaga does the entire one-hour revenge segment in one long take. This looks very promising! :007)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,753MI6 Agent
    For the first time we get news from The Other Place for the Exeedingly aAccurate and Incredibly True Thread:

    RESPECTRE.
    The spectre-acular sequel to SPECTRE. This time it's personal.


    Sources say that the title is a clever reference to not only the previous 007 extravaganza, but also to Rami Malik's character - a South London 'Gangsta', and his unquenchable thirst for R-E-S-P-E-C-T. "Are you dissin' me, bruv? You show some respectre, ai?".

    Apparently, in anticipation of the film's reception, they are filming back-to-back with Bond 26, whose title I can also exclusively reveal today:

    DISRESPECTRE

    Plus, In 2022, acclaimed British director, Christopher Nolan, will take up the Bond franchise, making Bond 27 a reboot set in 1960s:

    RETROSPECTRE

    Exciting.
  • writingsonthewallwritingsonthewall SpainPosts: 303MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    For the first time we get news from The Other Place for the Exeedingly aAccurate and Incredibly True Thread:

    RESPECTRE.
    The spectre-acular sequel to SPECTRE. This time it's personal.


    Sources say that the title is a clever reference to not only the previous 007 extravaganza, but also to Rami Malik's character - a South London 'Gangsta', and his unquenchable thirst for R-E-S-P-E-C-T. "Are you dissin' me, bruv? You show some respectre, ai?".

    Apparently, in anticipation of the film's reception, they are filming back-to-back with Bond 26, whose title I can also exclusively reveal today:

    DISRESPECTRE

    Plus, In 2022, acclaimed British director, Christopher Nolan, will take up the Bond franchise, making Bond 27 a reboot set in 1960s:

    RETROSPECTRE

    Exciting.
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,753MI6 Agent
    edited April 2019
    New tweet from EON today:

    "We are absolutely beside ourselves with joy to anounce that the release of Bond25 has been pushed back to November 2020. We're so over the moon about this news, we'll probably die of happiness when we change the release date again some time in the future.

    Barbara Broccoli, Michael Wilson and Daniel Craig."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,048Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :)) … I hope.
  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,206MI6 Agent
    8 days after Bond 25's release, my bus pass expires. Actual fact. Good job I live in walking distance from the cinema!
    1 - Lald, 2 - Ltk, 3 - Avtak, 4 - Op, 5 - Dn, 6 - Fyeo, 7 - Tswlm, 8 - Daf, 9 - Sf, 10 - Ohmss, 11 - Yolt, 12 - Ge, 13 - Tld, 14 - Mr, 15 - Gf, 16 - Tb, 17 - Tmwtgg, 18 - Sp, 19 - Tnd, 20 - Dad, 21 - Twine, 22 - Frwl, 23 - Cr, 24 - Qos

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,753MI6 Agent
    Breking News, first reported by Thunderfinger in The Other Place:

    Bond 25 is still scheduled for release in April 2020, but now the year 2020 is being delayed indefinitely!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    edited January 9
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Westward_DriftWestward_Drift Posts: 2,487MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Breking News, first reported by Thunderfinger in The Other Place:

    Bond 25 is still scheduled for release in April 2020, but now the year 2020 is being delayed indefinitely!

    Just Trump trying to avoid the next election.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,753MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Breking News, first reported by Thunderfinger in The Other Place:

    Bond 25 is still scheduled for release in April 2020, but now the year 2020 is being delayed indefinitely!

    Just Trump trying to avoid the next election.

    I think the reason is even more sinister, it's EON.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,753MI6 Agent
    edited June 2019
    We know by now that EON is planing a major press event on Thursday and Friday this week. Many of us assume it's the press conference, but that's not completely true. It's only press conference related. On Thursday EON will have a press conference in Jamaica (the weather is very nice there this time of the year) informing the press that the press conference has been delayed for an indefinate time. On Friday the producers and Daniel Craig will tweet that they are bursting with pride to announce the release date has been moved to November 2020. On Saturday a professor of Media and PR at the University of Hollywood will say in an interview that EON's marketing strategy is genius. In spite of the many years between actual film they have managed to keep interest in the Bond franchise high in the media and especially in fan forums by constantly revealing new delays. :007)
  • JTMJTM Posts: 2,962MI6 Agent
    Excellent news! I can't wait for the press conference that announces the press conference :))
  • davidhowarddavidhoward Posts: 1MI6 Agent
    Any idea who is styling bonds wardrobe for 25?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,753MI6 Agent
    Welcome to AJB, DavidHoward :007)

    You should try this thread to get replies to your question: https://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/949187/#p949187
  • canoe2canoe2 Posts: 1,588MI6 Agent
    Any idea who is styling bonds wardrobe for 25?

    Suttirat Larlarb
  • RadioHackRadioHack Posts: 10MI6 Agent
    canoe2 wrote:
    Any idea who is styling bonds wardrobe for 25?

    Suttirat Larlarb

    As a newbee to this forum, pay attention to anything Canoe2 posts, plus of course TheBondExperience. There are others who post who are also informative, but perk your ears/eyes up when you see either of these two. Cracking good stuff from both of them.
  • JTMJTM Posts: 2,962MI6 Agent
    canoe2 wrote:
    Any idea who is styling bonds wardrobe for 25?

    Suttirat Larlarb

    Are you sure about that? I heard from a reliable source that because of a tight budget, to save some money for action scenes they just told the cast to just bring some clothes from home, they can decide what their character wears.
  • canoe2canoe2 Posts: 1,588MI6 Agent
    RadioHack, thanks for the kind words. But there's many others here more knowledgeable than me! I just pitch in when I think I can help.
    JTM wrote:
    canoe2 wrote:
    Any idea who is styling bonds wardrobe for 25?

    Suttirat Larlarb

    Are you sure about that? I heard from a reliable source that because of a tight budget, to save some money for action scenes they just told the cast to just bring some clothes from home, they can decide what their character wears.

    I heard they already blew the budget completely on the deductible for Craig's accident insurance ...

    :v
  • RadioHackRadioHack Posts: 10MI6 Agent
    canoe2 wrote:
    RadioHack, thanks for the kind words. But there's many others here more knowledgeable than me! I just pitch in when I think I can help.
    JTM wrote:
    canoe2 wrote:

    Suttirat Larlarb

    Are you sure about that? I heard from a reliable source that because of a tight budget, to save some money for action scenes they just told the cast to just bring some clothes from home, they can decide what their character wears.

    I heard they already blew the budget completely on the deductible for Craig's accident insurance ...

    :v

    You've certainly helped my Amex, Mastercard and Visa balances expand due to your "Alternatives", it all adds up, Old Chap.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    edited January 9
    .
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,753MI6 Agent
    Bad news indeed! The injuries will probably slow down his training to learn how to drive stick, as we all know it requires the use of the clutch pedal. The training has gone one since early 2006 and was now nearly finished.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,753MI6 Agent
    edited June 2019
    The production of Bond25 was saw another scandal yesterday when a SWAT team raided Pierce Brosnan's house in California. We all know the production has seen a lot of problems. We can mention the change of directors well into the production, problems with the script, the amateurish press event on Goldeneye, Craig's knee injury and most recently the explosion in Pinewood.
    It's been so plagued by problems the usually mild-mannered (or just well-mannered) and pro-Craig British tabloid The Sun has started calling Bond25 "cursed". The recent development has given rise to suspicions that the tabloid has an inside source in the Brosnan family.
    Police now link those many mishaps in Craig's Bond movies and the actor's lack of success in non-Bond movies to some of the items found in Brosnan's house. "Exceedingly accurate and incredibly true rumours" has been able to find actual police photos from inside the luxurious house:


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    Pierce Brosnan was actually seen buying voodoo needles last week, but the actor just mumbled something about being "a huge fan of LALD" when asked. One of the biggest needles was found by the police lodged deep in the knee of the life-sized doll of Daniel Craig. Pierce Brosnan or his lawyers have not yet commented when asked about the police findings.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,113MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
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  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,756Chief of Staff
    My hat's off to you, Number24. May it not be thrown by Oddjob.
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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,435MI6 Agent
    Nice one number 24, I'm surprised Brosnan hasn't been outed as the creater of craigisnotbond yet!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,753MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Nice one number 24, I'm surprised Brosnan hasn't been outed as the creater of craigisnotbond yet!

    It seems almost too obvious. …. :D
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,753MI6 Agent
    The Other Place has reavealed the real title of Bond25: Shatterfoot :007)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,753MI6 Agent
    Finally some news about the title and the poster ("found" by Obi-1 in The Other Place):


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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 17,753MI6 Agent
    For some time now there's been talk about Rami Malek's character is actually doctor No. This thread can now confirm this incredibly true rumour. The character's name is Safin and the script reveals how he got the famous last name. During his childhood Safin's mother most used words were: "Safin, no!" Both the neighbours and the little toddler believed Safin No was his full name, and since the last name has stuck.
    Obviously his childhood will be very important in NTTD, especially since Safin bullied James Bond all through kindergarden. When asked if they considered writing a villan who didn't have a personal connection to Bond and particularely his childhood, the screenwriters gasped in horror: "No! That would og against everything we learnt as screenwriter school and the style we have established for Craig's Bond."

    The story about composer Dan Romer leaving the production is also exeedingly accurate. EON has decided they can cut cost by re-using Newman's score from SPECTRE, note for note. In SPECTRE only 78% of the score was taken from Skyfall, something EON now calls "an unbelievable waste of time and money."
  • HalconHalcon Zen TemplePosts: 473MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    For some time now there's been talk about Rami Malek's character is actually doctor No. This thread can now confirm this incredibly true rumour. The character's name is Safin and the script reveals how he got the famous last name. During his childhood Safin's mother most used words were: "Safin, no!" Both the neighbours and the little toddler believed Safin No was his full name, and since the last name has stuck.
    Obviously his childhood will be very important in NTTD, especially since Safin bullied James Bond all through kindergarden. When asked if they considered writing a villan who didn't have a personal connection to Bond and particularely his childhood, the screenwriters gasped in horror: "No! That would og against everything we learnt as screenwriter school and the style we have established for Craig's Bond."

    The story about composer Dan Romer leaving the production is also exeedingly accurate. EON has decided they can cut cost by re-using Newman's score from SPECTRE, note for note. In SPECTRE only 78% of the score was taken from Skyfall, something EON now calls "an unbelievable waste of time and money."

    im loving the idea that Dr. No is back, and that the Bond films have made a huge circle and have ended up back to the beginning, with Dr No. If somehow NTTD seamlessly connects to Connery's DN film, it would be brilliant, and a fitting 'end' to the original character in my opinion. Then 007 starts all over with a totally new concept i guess.
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