DAD wtf?!?

LazenbyLazenby The upper reaches of the AmazoPosts: 606MI6 Agent
I just watched DAD for the first time and my Lord! What an utterly craptastic piece of Bond cinema that is! I could go on and on, but I won't...everything about that movie just begged for the old series to be put out of its misery in preparation for the wonderful reincarnation that was CR. All hail Daniel Craig! (I didn't think it was possible for AVTAK to be outdone in terms of utter badness, but it seems to have happened.)
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  • ToshTogoToshTogo Rep. of South AfricaPosts: 103MI6 Agent
    DAD is Pierce Brosnan's Moonraker
  • SteedSteed Posts: 134MI6 Agent
    Yes, it's right down there with the poorest of the Bond films, imho. Actually, the beginning where Bond is captured and tortured is rather good but after that it's often insultingly dreadful in most every respect. Definitely Casino Royale showed up some of the last few Bond
    films for what they were- all flash, no substance.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited March 2007
    I think that DAD is an absolutely terrible film and was IMO the third worst Bond film of all time (only AVTAK and TLD are inferior IMO.) I don't agree with those who believe that the first half was quite good, as IMO the only good thing about the first half was it was slightly better than the second half. :# I really hated DAD. There are only three Bond films which I would happily never see again; AVTAK, TLD and DAD. I dislike AVTAK and TLD more, but DAD still continues to horrify me five years on. :#

    During the entire film, there were only three things which I liked: Brosnan's performance which I considered to be particularly strong considering the screenplay he had to deal with (I think he should be proud that his last performance was very good, if not the film itself), I loved the 'say goodbye to him for us' line and I really liked the fencing scene (although I wish that Bond had just killed Graves then and there.)

    BTW, although I don't consider CR to be a masterpiece (for example, among films of the past decade, I preferred GE and TWINE), I do think it's alot better than DAD and I am thankful, that even though I don't love it, I still like it, unlike the horror known as DAD. :s
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  • SteedSteed Posts: 134MI6 Agent
    I really don't mean the 'first half' was OK- I mean the first 30 minutes was watchable (when MI5 disown him I thought it could have had promise, but no...) and no more, to say the 'first half was good' would be really pushing it. I hated that fencing scene, perhaps it's because I found Gustav Graves to be easily the worst villain of the whole series.

    I would much rather watch even AVTAK than this- there's something I like about AVTAK (even though it's not great)...
  • SolarisSolaris Blackpool, UKPosts: 308MI6 Agent
    Ok, time for someone to step in and defend DAD.

    Yes, it is one of my least favourite Bond films,

    Yes Graves wasn't a very good villian

    but, its still a bond film and one that I enjoy watching. the first half, skipping past the Jinx introduction is good. for example I think the scene in the underground station was very good and so was the scenes where Bond has been captured and the arrival in Hong Kong.

    I think what let this film down was:

    the fact that it was an anniversary film and the writers tried to put in as many throwbacks as they possibly could

    the director, what kind of film are you going to get from someone who believes in the codename theory.

    and the fact they wanted to go all "hip and up to date" and fill it full of CGI.

    I think the reason I can defend this film is because I love all the Bond films, I don't hate any of them, there are some I dislike more than others, for example I feel TMWTGG ranks a lot lower than DAD, but that is my personal oppinion.
  • jetsetwillyjetsetwilly Liverpool, UKPosts: 1,048MI6 Agent
    I was actually only thinking about this on the way into work (yes, my life is that interesting).

    DAD is actually 2 ok Bond films. All the stuff up until the Virtual Reality sequence - Korea, Cuba, the fencing scene - belong in DAD-A. From then on - virtual reality, invisible cars, laser satellites, ice palaces, people saying "yo momma" - we have DAD-B. And if they actually existed as two separate films, I think people would be far more willing to overlook its flaws.

    The problem is that DAD-A gets you prepared for a gritty, deep Bond film, and then it takes this strange left turn down Ludicrous Avenue. It becomes a lot harder to forgive that second half because of the first half. Put it this way: before the pre credits of Moonraker Jaws has survived falling out of an aeroplane by landing in a collapsing circus tent. At that point re-entry gags seem almost inevitable. Having Bond tortured does not lead up to Big Bang jokes.

    I assume that Babs and Mickey were operating on the principle that it's 40 years of Bond, but you know what? It wasn't all From Russia With Love - there was A View To A Kill too. The film itself mirrors the series -

    a low key, gritty and dangerous opening (Korea = DN & FRWL);

    sunshine, glamour, sex and technology coming to the forefront (Cuba=GF through to YOLT);

    a sudden drop back down to the pared down thriller (London scenes=OHMSS);

    utterly ridiculous technology everywhere and cheesy humour (from virtual reality through to the Miranda love scene=the Seventies Bonds);

    an attempt to wrestle the series back down to Earth with some thrills, but still a bit stupid and silly (Bond's infiltration of the dome and confrontation with Graves=FYEO and OP);

    a truly what the hell were they thinking? moment (ice surfing=AVTAK);

    extreme seriousness and real life events welded to big action (the ice palace chase and all those discussions about the fate of North and South Korea=TLD & LTK);

    then a finale that takes everything you've already seen and repackages it in a nice interesting way, but which ultimately just isn't quite as good as you'd really have liked it to be, and is only rescued by Brosnan (GE to, well, DAD).

    In fact they should be applauded for making one big cinematic metaphor.

    Or am I just talking out of my hat? ;)
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  • SolarisSolaris Blackpool, UKPosts: 308MI6 Agent
    Nope, that sounds about right. DAD is just one Huge Aniversary film linking back to the other 19 films before it.

    Maybe thats why I can stand DAD, for me DAD had enough of the stuff I liked in a Bond movie for me to ignore the stuff I hated.
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    I was actually only thinking about this on the way into work (yes, my life is that interesting).

    DAD is actually 2 ok Bond films. All the stuff up until the Virtual Reality sequence - Korea, Cuba, the fencing scene - belong in DAD-A. From then on - virtual reality, invisible cars, laser satellites, ice palaces, people saying "yo momma" - we have DAD-B. And if they actually existed as two separate films, I think people would be far more willing to overlook its flaws.

    The problem is that DAD-A gets you prepared for a gritty, deep Bond film, and then it takes this strange left turn down Ludicrous Avenue. It becomes a lot harder to forgive that second half because of the first half. Put it this way: before the pre credits of Moonraker Jaws has survived falling out of an aeroplane by landing in a collapsing circus tent. At that point re-entry gags seem almost inevitable. Having Bond tortured does not lead up to Big Bang jokes.

    I assume that Babs and Mickey were operating on the principle that it's 40 years of Bond, but you know what? It wasn't all From Russia With Love - there was A View To A Kill too. The film itself mirrors the series -

    a low key, gritty and dangerous opening (Korea = DN & FRWL);

    sunshine, glamour, sex and technology coming to the forefront (Cuba=GF through to YOLT);

    a sudden drop back down to the pared down thriller (London scenes=OHMSS);

    utterly ridiculous technology everywhere and cheesy humour (from virtual reality through to the Miranda love scene=the Seventies Bonds);

    an attempt to wrestle the series back down to Earth with some thrills, but still a bit stupid and silly (Bond's infiltration of the dome and confrontation with Graves=FYEO and OP);

    a truly what the hell were they thinking? moment (ice surfing=AVTAK);

    extreme seriousness and real life events welded to big action (the ice palace chase and all those discussions about the fate of North and South Korea=TLD & LTK);

    then a finale that takes everything you've already seen and repackages it in a nice interesting way, but which ultimately just isn't quite as good as you'd really have liked it to be, and is only rescued by Brosnan (GE to, well, DAD).

    In fact they should be applauded for making one big cinematic metaphor.

    Or am I just talking out of my hat? ;)

    Yet another entry into the JSW Post Hall of Fame or the AJB Post Hall of Fame...which of course may as well be one and the same.

    Brilliant, jetset! {[]
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • Harry PalmerHarry Palmer Somewhere in the past ...Posts: 325MI6 Agent
    I was actually only thinking about this on the way into work (yes, my life is that interesting).

    DAD is actually 2 ok Bond films. All the stuff up until the Virtual Reality sequence - Korea, Cuba, the fencing scene - belong in DAD-A. From then on - virtual reality, invisible cars, laser satellites, ice palaces, people saying "yo momma" - we have DAD-B. And if they actually existed as two separate films, I think people would be far more willing to overlook its flaws.

    The problem is that DAD-A gets you prepared for a gritty, deep Bond film, and then it takes this strange left turn down Ludicrous Avenue. It becomes a lot harder to forgive that second half because of the first half. Put it this way: before the pre credits of Moonraker Jaws has survived falling out of an aeroplane by landing in a collapsing circus tent. At that point re-entry gags seem almost inevitable. Having Bond tortured does not lead up to Big Bang jokes.

    I assume that Babs and Mickey were operating on the principle that it's 40 years of Bond, but you know what? It wasn't all From Russia With Love - there was A View To A Kill too. The film itself mirrors the series -

    a low key, gritty and dangerous opening (Korea = DN & FRWL);

    sunshine, glamour, sex and technology coming to the forefront (Cuba=GF through to YOLT);

    a sudden drop back down to the pared down thriller (London scenes=OHMSS);

    utterly ridiculous technology everywhere and cheesy humour (from virtual reality through to the Miranda love scene=the Seventies Bonds);

    an attempt to wrestle the series back down to Earth with some thrills, but still a bit stupid and silly (Bond's infiltration of the dome and confrontation with Graves=FYEO and OP);

    a truly what the hell were they thinking? moment (ice surfing=AVTAK);

    extreme seriousness and real life events welded to big action (the ice palace chase and all those discussions about the fate of North and South Korea=TLD & LTK);

    then a finale that takes everything you've already seen and repackages it in a nice interesting way, but which ultimately just isn't quite as good as you'd really have liked it to be, and is only rescued by Brosnan (GE to, well, DAD).

    In fact they should be applauded for making one big cinematic metaphor.

    Or am I just talking out of my hat? ;)


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    Ingenious. But a little far-fetched. The ice-palace chase a throw-back to TLD and LTK? I must have seen the abridged versions of the Dalton entries.
    Yours was a wonderful attempt to remotivate a crazily screwed-up film, but I think I'm
    going to go for the simple diagnosis:

    1. Starts promisingly with some hard-edged scenes.
    2. Meets its first road bump with the hiring of two overblown female stars (Madonna and Halle Berry) who have no sense of Bond-culture and of course will not allow anybody from this dinosaur institution to limit their creativity or overshadow their personality.
    3. Gets out of hand with the introduction of the invisible car.
    4. Loses all credibility with that insulting CGI moment I keep forgetting to repress. After which it doesn't really matter whether the ending is plausible or the villain engaging

    I just wish the 20th Bond had been assigned to a director with some respect for the series. I wish they'd given us more FRWL and FYEO-type down to earth action, and less laser-beams from outer space. I wish the Bond girl had been someone who wasn't trying to outdo Bond throughout the movie (and if they really needed to have an oscar winner on the ticket they should have gone for Charlize Theron).
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  • darenhatdarenhat The Old PuebloPosts: 2,029Quartermasters
    In an effort to say something nice about DAD, I submit that some of the colors were very pretty. :)
  • LazenbyLazenby The upper reaches of the AmazoPosts: 606MI6 Agent
    One more thing, I will admit to getting a kick out of the "it's just a fleshwound" comment following Bond's trial in the obstacle course. I hope Cleese gets to reprise his role as Q at some point.
  • Krassno GranitskiKrassno Granitski USAPosts: 896MI6 Agent
    Lazenby wrote:
    I hope Cleese gets to reprise his role as Q at some point.
    Just asking for trouble here. I never want to see Q or another gadget in a Bond film.
  • RJJBRJJB United StatesPosts: 346MI6 Agent
    Lazenby wrote:
    I hope Cleese gets to reprise his role as Q at some point.
    Just asking for trouble here. I never want to see Q or another gadget in a Bond film.

    Nothing wrong with realistic gadgets, but when the gadget is thrown into the mix to provide a scene that highlights the gadgetry (think of Little Nellie in YOLT and the remote control car in TND) and can be excised from the movie with no consequence, they don't belong.

    As for Q, I agree. There is no need to reintroduce the character. It's all been done.
    Same goes for Moneypenny. A blind adherence to tradition would only bring the later movies down.
  • SteedSteed Posts: 134MI6 Agent
    IMHO, Q died with Desmond Llewelyn. Nobody else can, or indeed should, play that role, imho. John Cleese was NOT a good replacement for me. I really wouldn't mind if Q was not brought back now.
  • bluemanblueman PDXPosts: 1,667MI6 Agent
    edited March 2007
    Arguably, DAD's utter badness created the vacuum that the rebotted-Bond CR filled. For fans of formula Bond, who liked Brosnan's Bond especially, don't see how DAD is defendable. It was the death of Bond (regardless of box office) as we know it, a total mess on all fronts and tops my list of Bond films that should never have been made.

    Agree with the thread title.
  • Krassno GranitskiKrassno Granitski USAPosts: 896MI6 Agent
    blueman wrote:
    Arguably, DAD's utter badness created the vacuum that the rebotted-Bond CR filled.
    Which is it's only redeeming quality. I never had a "never watch again" Bond film, but if I did this would be the one.
  • Willie GarvinWillie Garvin Posts: 1,412MI6 Agent
    If Roger Moore had starred in Die Another Day instead of Pierce Brosnan,no one would be complaining so loudly.Wait--Sir Roger did star in this movie when it was called The Spy Who Loved Me.
  • bluemanblueman PDXPosts: 1,667MI6 Agent
    Wow. I see a lot more differences between those two films than just the lead actor...
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,990Quartermasters
    edited March 2007
    If Roger Moore had starred in Die Another Day instead of Pierce Brosnan,no one would be complaining so loudly.Wait--Sir Roger did star in this movie when it was called The Spy Who Loved Me.

    Ooh :o I'd probably get a bitchy response if I'd posted such a thing.

    Good for you, Mr. Garvin.

    I enjoy DAD more than many here do...and I'm of the school of thought which posits that the 1st half comprises perhaps Brozzer's best moments in the role. I liked the fact that he was held a prisoner for 16 months, and had to 'earn' his way back into the fold. The shot of him strolling through the streets of Havana is quintessential Bond. They had me right up to---and including---the excellent sword fight.

    I think they got carried away with the 40th Anniversary stuff, though, and throwing in everything except the kitchen sink ultimately did it no service.
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  • bluemanblueman PDXPosts: 1,667MI6 Agent
    But going on that premise, comparing the lead actors:

    Moore was in his prime. He looked the part, was comfortable with all aspects of the character, and played what he was given beautifully. TSWLM may not be a stellar film, but Moore's performance sure was. IMHO.

    Brosnan looked old in DAD. Also bored half the time, like he couldn't wait for someone to yell "Cut!" a lot of scenes. He had a couple scenes that were money, but phoned in most of that performance. IMHO. Comparing his performance to Connery's phoned-in one in YOLT would be more apt, IMO. Actually, YOLT-DAD holds up better as a comparison across the board IMO, especially considering the lead actors' underwhelming performances.

    But there's still so much other badness in DAD, agree with the poster above who calls it unrewatchable.
  • superadosuperado Regent's Park West (CaliforniaPosts: 2,652MI6 Agent
    edited March 2007
    If Roger Moore had starred in Die Another Day instead of Pierce Brosnan,no one would be complaining so loudly.Wait--Sir Roger did star in this movie when it was called The Spy Who Loved Me.

    Ooh :o I'd probably get a bitchy response if I'd posted such a thing.

    Good for you, Mr. Garvin.

    I enjoy DAD more than many here do...and I'm of the school of thought which posits that the 1st half comprises perhaps Brozzer's best moments in the role. I liked the fact that he was held a prisoner for 16 months, and had to 'earn' his way back into the fold. The shot of him strolling through the streets of Havana is quintessential Bond. They had me right up to---and including---the excellent sword fight.

    I think they got carried away with the 40th Anniversary stuff, though, and throwing in everything except the kitchen sink ultimately did it no service.

    IMO, the turningpoint happened with the line, " ...let me get on with my job."

    EDIT: It dawned on me in a Zen way, the Brozzer seemed prophetic about doing the job he did best when coming into the 2nd half, which was to deftly wade through EON-induced crap and still look good (and arguably, DAD's 2nd half was the biggest stinking log EON ever laid!) :))
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  • Moore Not LessMoore Not Less Posts: 1,095MI6 Agent
    If Roger Moore had starred in Die Another Day instead of Pierce Brosnan,no one would be complaining so loudly.Wait--Sir Roger did star in this movie when it was called The Spy Who Loved Me.

    Would you care to elaborate, Willie?

    The complaints would surely be just as numerous (if not more so) had Roger starred in DAD instead of Pierce. And there's no comparison between TSWLM & DAD. MR & DAD would be more apt.
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    If Roger Moore had starred in Die Another Day instead of Pierce Brosnan,no one would be complaining so loudly.Wait--Sir Roger did star in this movie when it was called The Spy Who Loved Me.

    WG, you're great and all, but how can you say that? The films are nothing alike. TSWLM was not an homage to all the films before it! It heavily borrowed from YOLT (which is to me, IMO, a subpar effort) and improved upon them to make a great movie. Here you have an independent agent in Anya Amasova who is not nearly as grating as Jinx and a low-key, but still threatening villain unlike the snobbish Graves. Sure, the film was a bit OTT but like MNL said, if the comparison is going to be made, DAD and MR would be a better comparison as those two are the most outlandish Bond films of all time.
  • bluemanblueman PDXPosts: 1,667MI6 Agent
    Doing a bit of a rethink, Mr. Garvin makes a credible point, IMO. Both films, at the time they were made/release, took Bond B-E-Y-O-N-D, as in beyond the boundaries of previously established Bond films, and in similar ways. Not even in the campy DAF-LALD-TMWTGG arc did we see Bond sit non-chalantly making stupid quip after stupid quip in a van while an impossibly big bloke with steel teeth (now c'mon!) tried to eat his way into it. A point of no return if ever there was one, IMHO, but one nevertheless in hindsight that can be seen coming (this is debatable, sure, just looking at how henchmen evolved in the early 70s and drawing a conclusion). In a markedly similar vein, not in ANY Bond film has there been such incessently innuendo-laced (to put it kindly) dialogue between Bond and his leading ladies, it seemed as if the writers were going all out, trying to top everything (bad...sorry, had to say it) that had come before. In terms of spirit or tone or intent or whatnot, both films were setting themselves up as the pinnacle of Bond films to date, and in part doing so by embracing the lighter (more entertaining?) Bond fare with all four limbs.

    And, both made great big wads of cash.
  • Tee HeeTee Hee CBT Headquarters: Chicago, ILPosts: 917MI6 Agent
    DAD is by no means the greatest Bond film in the series. The gene therapy was a pretty far-fetched idea. Halle Berry was not Bond girl material. The CGI ice surfing was cringe-worthy. The invisible Aston Martin, although far-fetched, was well explained though IMO.

    I can't help but find it interesting though that despite the extremism of DAD, the fibers of the Bond fan base held together. It was rather CR that prompted several members to abandon the series. CR has regrettably replaced mainstream Bond fans with general moviegoers.
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  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    If Roger Moore had starred in Die Another Day instead of Pierce Brosnan,no one would be complaining so loudly.Wait--Sir Roger did star in this movie when it was called The Spy Who Loved Me.

    Rarely do I disagree with Mr. Garvin, but that's a tenuous comparison IMO. There are Bond films that are cool because they combine all the so-called "classic" elements of action, humor, suaveness, danger, beautiful women, gadgets, etc. -- and TSWLM typifies that for me.

    DAD on the other hand, is the proverbial wannabe cool movie. Tons of homages (which, while well-intentioned, are clunky), silly camera tricks, completely OTT effects, showy performances. Something VH1 might have produced and aired.

    Box office aside, TSWLM revived a franchise. DAD blew a franchise up.

    To each his own, of course. For me, DAD is easily at the bottom of the Bond film barrel.

    Finally, can people please stop pretending that OTT elements were invented in the Roger Moore era? GF -- an absolute classic to many of us, myself included -- is so chock full of them that we would have a field day with it were it made today.
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Tee Hee wrote:
    I can't help but find it interesting though that despite the extremism of DAD, the fibers of the Bond fan base held together. It was rather CR that prompted several members to abandon the series. CR has regrettably replaced mainstream Bond fans with general moviegoers.
    I don't get it. "Several members" of what? Please don't tell me you think the Bond fanbase is fracturing on the basis of a single film. I hated DAD, yet I hung in there. Why wouldn't someone who disliked CR also hang in there?
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • bluemanblueman PDXPosts: 1,667MI6 Agent
    Mr. Hee has a point, IMHO. I wasn't even lurking around here during the Brosnan years, as his presense in the role turned me off all things topically Bond. Although disagree that new CR-Bond fans are general movie-goers, I certainly think of myself as old school Bond fan, and I've seen other new folks to the board make similar statements, that CR brought them back to the franchise after a Brosnan-induced hiatus. FWIW.
  • Tee HeeTee Hee CBT Headquarters: Chicago, ILPosts: 917MI6 Agent
    edited March 2007
    I don't get it. "Several members" of what?

    Members of this forum, members of the mainstream Bond fanbase.
    Please don't tell me you think the Bond fanbase is fracturing on the basis of a single film. I hated DAD, yet I hung in there.

    I'm afraid I do believe that the base is fracturing. The events preceding the release of CR is proof of that. I wasn't exactly thrilled about DAD (or CR either), but as you see I am also still here. :)
    Why wouldn't someone who disliked CR also hang in there?

    I have no idea. Perhaps you should ask those who have boycotted the film or left us. ?:)
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    -Roger Moore
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    blueman wrote:
    Mr. Hee has a point, IMHO... Although disagree that new CR-Bond fans are general movie-goers, I certainly think of myself as old school Bond fan, and I've seen other new folks to the board make similar statements, that CR brought them back to the franchise after a Brosnan-induced hiatus. FWIW.
    I think his point is the complete opposite. He's saying that Bond fans are abandoning the series because of CR, even though they stayed with the series after the dreadful DAD.
    blueman wrote:
    I wasn't even lurking around here during the Brosnan years, as his presense in the role turned me off all things topically Bond.
    Really? You didn't like Brosnan? I hadn't picked that up. :p
    Hilly...you old devil!
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