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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... Please be comfortable ...
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,385Chief of Staff
    ...take something off, enjoy the...
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    ...medium dry martini, lemon peel. Shaken...
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... In the wrist
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Well I've had quite a bit of practice...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,385Chief of Staff
    ...but there is no substitute for experience.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That's why I use ..........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,385Chief of Staff
    ...a little bitty piece of what used to be...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... the imperial state .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,385Chief of Staff
    ...to gain complete and absolute control of...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,265MI6 Agent
    ...a highly toxic nerve gas that appears to have...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,385Chief of Staff
    ...a very short life expectancy, so...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... we have 78 minutes...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,385Chief of Staff
    ...Mr Bond, I guess we'd better get started- you don't want to lose time as well as...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...five fingers. The butt is balanced for the pressure of three. That's why you...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,385Chief of Staff
    ... assume the player with the best hand wins.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    Ten fingers on the fender*. Legs apart.

    (* this one's for you, Barbel:)
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,385Chief of Staff
    {[] :D

    According to Villiers, you're the best player in the Service.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,265MI6 Agent
    I suppose you wouldn't care to... um... raise the limit?
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    I'll stake the cash equivalent naturally.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I thought you might.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Well I won't consider myself in trouble until I start weeping blood.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    You presume a great deal, Mr Bond.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,385Chief of Staff
    Not necessarily, that depends on how much you tell me about...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... your definition of safe sex...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,385Chief of Staff
    ...on my laptop sitting in my pyjamas...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    edited June 2017
    Nothing but prumplems, proomplems...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,385Chief of Staff
    I help people with prumplems....

    ("Proomplem solver?"
    "More of a prumplem eliminator.")
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    edited June 2017
    {[]
    Your incoompetanse will destroy us all!
    ("...that's the prumplem."
    "There's no proomplem! :D ")
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Shtop yelling in my ear ja!!!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
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