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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    What a blow it must've been! You having a failure!
    a reasonable rate of return
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,250MI6 Agent
    She should have kept her mouth shut.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    Ah, We're not sure about her. American, never far from him. Name's...
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    Xenia Zaragevna Onatopp.
    Dalton Rulez™
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    edited June 2017
    9 months since she was fitted out, there is no record of her put into port anywhere.

    (I accidentally typo-ed porn instead of port, I did that again when I re-wrote it :D .)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    Oh, I admit it's a little kinky.
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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Is this really what they do in Siberia?
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    We are much more sophisticated than that.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I'm sorry to have to deal with such a delicate matter at our first encounter, but, um....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...that is not the soap.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :))

    So, what sharp little eyes you've got!
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Ehh, it's your spectre against mine.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    In matters of death, SPECTRE is strictly impartial.
    Dalton Rulez™
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    But of course you are!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    In our business, Anya, people get killed. We both know that.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,250MI6 Agent
    Before setting out on revenge, you first dig two graves.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... the Graves Corporation in Iceland. That`s his ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    ...media centre. They're celebrating the launch of a new satellite because now he has the ability to...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... joke about my work. Aston Martin call it the Vanquish. We call it .........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    ...an obvious little notion- thought it might come in handy. Oh, M's been trying to....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... Open the Presidential Suite.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    Don't worry. The place is eyeballed, wired for sound - the works.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Smile, you're on candid camera.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    I would like to arrive more appropriately dressed.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,250MI6 Agent
    Looks like you're out to get me.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    Oh, you're Mr Bond- I believe I'm having you in half an hour.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,250MI6 Agent
    The bed's too small.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Comfortable as the bugs in the rugs, yes.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    You should be locked up in a cage.

    (BTW, was the forum down?)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    .....and remanded in custody until the crown prosecution service deem you fit to stand trial.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
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