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  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    Twenty-four for the American school, eleven for the Swedish. IBM compatible with 500 meg. Hard drives... CD ROM and 14.4 modems.
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,390Chief of Staff
    I want that ready for Ahmed's tea party.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If I can get the thing to work properly, I'll ship it out to you
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...on my retirement. Away from you.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    You know Mathis, I think retirement suits you.
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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    It's all a matter of perspective, isn't it?
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Not from where I'm standing.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    You must give me the name of your oculist.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'd like you to see the iridologist at 4, have a colonic at 5, and then you can cut along
    to the light-dining room and have a refreshing ..............
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,390Chief of Staff
    ....tear-gas cartridge that goes in the case against the side here, like that. It's magnetised, so it won't fall. Shut the case. Now normally, to open a case like that, you move the catches to the side. If you do...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...currare, with an effective psychedelic compound. Guaranteed results.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,390Chief of Staff
    What's in it for you?
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Worldwide domination...but not over governments or...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    You dirty, double-crossin' limey fink!
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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    I want you to know that this is nothing personal. It's purely...business.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    The International Brotherhood for the Assistance of Stateless Persons... is purely philanthropic.
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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    We've only just scratched the surface. We need your help. We need you to go to your phones right now and...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    Well, you know. I scratched his face, and then... But he was stronger than I was.
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,390Chief of Staff
    Yes, isn't everyone?
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    Well, Tosca isn't for everyone.
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I'd much rather dance.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,390Chief of Staff
    A twist?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :))

    Your brother's dead... Keep dancing!
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    Did you ever see a mongoose dance?
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,390Chief of Staff
    I have 6 of them!
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    That leaves 14 where he could hide a stealth boat.
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,390Chief of Staff
    But Harbour Control said only for 6 hours.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    What does she do? About 15 knots?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,390Chief of Staff
    I will tell you in the morning.
  • BondJasonBond006BondJasonBond006 SwitzerlandPosts: 870MI6 Agent
    mmhm
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