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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    My sources tell me you're Bolivian Secret Service. Or, used to be. I thought you'd infiltrated Greene's organization by having sex with him.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    Nobody knows where he is or what he looks like. So l think it's fair to assume that...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... you’ll just have to decide how much pumping is needed...
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    ...to finish her education. Unfortunately I didn't give her a proper...

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... man, for twenty bucks ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    ...who says "Never" may be big trouble, but then I just could be...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    You have been recognised, let's say by one of your opposite numbers, who is...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ...an outstanding pistol marksman, take my word for it ja?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    I know who you are, what you are, and why you've come. You have made a mistake, you will not succeed.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    We'll see about that !
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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    I see you've discovered that, too.

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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    He thinks I'm still a virgin.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    Either him or someone in his organisation.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    l needed an organization, so l revived the old Octopus cult.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    Heady stuff! There again, I keep forgetting you are more than just a...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ..small headed man of limited means who lost a fight with a....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... little old lady in Amsterdam. Shady got his last night. They've missed me once. And you're next. Now, who's...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    ...the man in the room next to...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... you poor dears. We simply didn't know when to expect you. First it was teatime yesterday, and then dinner.
    It was only half an hour ago we knew you were on your way. Cigarette? American, English, or Turkish? I'm Sister Rose. This is Sister Lily. We'll make your stay as...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    ...long as I deem necessary, yes. You're no use to anyone now.


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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Some things are best kept underground.
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    I agree. We use...


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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... the top of a train...
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    ...to make Chernobyl look like...


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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... an unexpected pleasure. Welcome to the Mojave Club. Buy you a drink, Major Amasova - or may I...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... ask Freddie here to demonstrate for us...
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... a new toy, but considerably more practical. You are looking at...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    ... a steering wheel. I believe I said...

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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... I parked my car next to a beautiful 1964 Aston Martin, and I'm ashamed to say I nicked the door. You wouldn't happen to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
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