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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    ...still believe you have the right to police the world. You will not live to see the day...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ... You live to die another day.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    This is my second life.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I hope the third is where your real talent lies.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    I count two.
    (As you only live twice)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    The purpose of our two encounters is now very clear to me. I do not intend to be distracted by another. Good night, Mr Bond.

    (Yes, I do expect you to reply.)
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Goodnight goodnight, sleep well my dear, no need to fear, JAMES BOND IS HERE ( brass, drums and KAPPOW)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    He's everywhere! He's at a bar with your friends, he's having dinner with your kids, he's in bed with your lover!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Is that who it was? Just goes to show, no-one’s ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    ...purely philanthropic. Our interest is your rehabilitation, we have arranged for...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    .. Yoghurt and lemon juice.....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    ...to upset the corporations who were here making tee-shirts and running shoes, so they called us and we...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... sent them back to Stalin, who promptly had them all shot. Women, children, entire families.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Many of them are lovely people. So, I decided it was cheaper to...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    ...operate modest metallurgical installations. His British one is down in Kent. We've failed to discover how he...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...stuffed and displayed over your...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    ... organs, inflicting the maximum amount of pain whilst...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... you cannot see further than the simple gratification of your last cigarette. So enough of this idle chatter. You have already kept us from our beds far too long. Do you want to be hacked about in a vulgar brawl, or will you offer your neck in the honourable fashion?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    Vavra said for you to decide- so decide!
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    All right, Mister Bond. But I am so sure of my facts that I am now going to kill you with my own hands and dispose of your body without more ado. On reflection, I would rather...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    ...cut you into pieces of meat while your still breathing, because if you....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... got big cojones...
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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    ...they certainly can damage your health!

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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    One sympathises.
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    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    l always thought your abnormality was a myth.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    I've been known to keep my tip up.
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    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    Your reputation precedes you.


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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    (I see six big reasons why people didn't reply for so long ;) ;) )
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,339Chief of Staff
    (You must give me the name of your oculist)
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    (I never learned to read.
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    a reasonable rate of return
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