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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... something about twenty years to life... nothing important...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,372Chief of Staff
    ...but for me it is a matter of pride that the 00-section has been chosen for this test. Your objective is...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... to decide how much pumping is needed...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... but it jammed on your last job and you spent six months in hospital. A double-O number means you're licensed to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,372Chief of Staff
    ... cause more pain than a man can possibly endure. And of course....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... anyone not measuring up to your physical standards will be...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,372Chief of Staff
    ...assigned to the Siberian Philharmonic Orchestra. They're quite good, despite their...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...overdeveloped trigger finger...
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    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,372Chief of Staff
    ...and a little-bitty piece of what used to be....
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,255MI6 Agent
    ...heroin-flavoured bananas...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,372Chief of Staff
    ....with an effective psychedelic compound- guaranteed...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... big cojones. You come here to my place, without
    references, carrying a piece, throwing around a lot of money,
    but you should know something.......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,372Chief of Staff
    Really? What's that?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm putting on a scientific demonstration
    in Iceland at the weekend. Icarus
    Perhaps you could Join us ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,372Chief of Staff
    Oh, nothing would give me greater pleasure but unfortunately I do have a business appointment.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Last time you said that, you went off to Jamaica. I haven't seen you for six months!
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,372Chief of Staff
    It's a bit short notice, but I might just be able to squeeze you in.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Don't overdo it. A herbal enema should fix you up.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,372Chief of Staff
    Grand in the hole; you're ready for anything.

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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    edited April 2018
    Regret is unprofessional.
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    (Roger would've won, easy)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I was trained to expect the unexpected, but, .... they never prepared me for .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... an unmarried employee with no...

    (Btw Barbel - "grand in the hole" :)) :)) :)) )
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... details of living relatives, your parents and .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,372Chief of Staff
    ...a small-headed man of limited means, who lost a fight with a....

    (Cheers, C&D :) )
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...butter hook.
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    a reasonable rate of return
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    What do we do now?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Humour me.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Why, you Dirty...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,372Chief of Staff
    Now, Mr Bleeker, I'm sure there's no reason for name-calling.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Looks like you're out to get me.
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    a reasonable rate of return
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