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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    Yes, well, you get your clothes on, and I'll buy you...

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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...mango, banana and tangerine.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm feeling Italian and ......

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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ...I know a little restaurant...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... inside a Russian airbase in the middle of Afghanistan.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ...where your friend is waiting...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... without references, carrying a piece, throwing around a lot of money... but you should know something: nobody saw you come in, so nobody has to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ...see him move through smoke and mirrors, feel his presence in the crowd. Other girls they gather around him- if I had him I wouldn't...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...stick my finger or anything else for that matter...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... off your perfectly formed ar$e...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...I want to get stuck with tonight.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    You know, I never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing... to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure. And of course, it's not only the immediate agony, but the knowledge... that if you do not yield soon enough... there will be little left to identify you as a man. The only question remains: will you...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ...lie down and let me look at it?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    See? It’s a perfect fit.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    It's extraordinary, almost as if...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...it's tailored.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It's just the right size. For me that is.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ...and, naturally, all the usual refinements. Now, this I'm particularly proud of...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... just pull the top off and ....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ... decide how much pumping is....
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    edited April 2018
    ...right. Now...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... draw your finger very slowly across the ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ...sensitive parts of your body until you...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... need the services of a female member of the Russian Cryptograph Section in Turkey and...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ...no contact without prior approval. End of transmission, Moneypenny. Goodnight, James. I trust you'll...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...light the fuse in any explosive situation.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Do you have a match?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    :D

    Look, I've got one here. Lucky for you I carry spares.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You wouldn't have a piece of thread too. I seem to
    Have lost my .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... tailor, are you ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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