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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ...say never again. Never, never say...

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ....... that as if you meant it.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    I think my mouth is too big!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Remarkable. But what does
    the club secretary have to say?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    He told me he loved me.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    l´m not a sporting man.


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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Medical evaluation: fail. Physical evaluation: fail. Psychological evaluation, alcohol and substance addiction indicated. Ooh! Pathological rejection of authority based on unresolved childhood trauma. Subject is not approved for field duty and...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ... will be suffering a strict regimen of diet and exercise. We shall...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... eliminate the toxins in the blood-stream. Massage to tone you up, irrigation, hot and cold Sitz baths, osteopathic treatment and a short course of Traction to get rid of the lesions. That should put you right. And complete rest of course. Just take it easy, Mr Bond. You're a...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ...very rare breed. Soon to be made extinct.

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    (It's a Sexist Misogynosaurus)
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    But there already so many...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ...of them all over Southeast Asia, looking for a guru, spiritual discipline, who knows what. l train them, give them a...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ...and the means to make dreams real. Imagine being able to...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... pump her for information. You’ll just have to ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ...and everything with a microchip in it, from the modern toaster to....

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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... the world’s greatest cash card ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ...and you and me. You see, we are the last two rats. We can either eat each other- mmm?- or...

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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... I have champagne and oysters in the fridge. Why not come in for a bite?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    Nothing would give me greater pleasure, but unfortunately I do have a...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ....... reliable Greek contact here, .........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ...the man who cannot die. But, for our purposes, just a....

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  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...n amazing resemblance. Tell me, am I in there as-well?
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    ("I shan't be long")
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That will remain my secret.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    We don't get nothing out of this gal. You want for me to break her arm?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,107MI6 Agent
    No, sir! If it has to be done, i'd rather do it!
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    :))
    Perhaps you'll show me how that's done?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Now watch very carefully...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... It's surprisingly difficult to drive,
    but with practice .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,373Chief of Staff
    ...he hit some chap coming out of a club. I got quite a shock when I saw who it was.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... God Himself, and the best he ever managed
    was .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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