The james bond quote conversation

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    And would that be for two, sir?

    (It's my ring finger. That's sad about your teachers. Maybe someday you'll take it up again. Playing music started as a pleasure for me, then became a sideline, then became my job.)
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    I approve...

    ("Life's too short for someday, Teresa.")
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    I am pleased you approve, since you are paying the bill.

    (Your call- as you implied, it works best if you want to rather than someone making you do it.)
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    I have already done that for a client.

    (Obviously. Who knows? Maybe I'll someday reminisce about these things. "Everyone needs a hobby" was the exact same line they used on me but they didn't pressure me into it. It just felt...weird...throughout the experience. They could tell I wasn't enjoying myself anymore and I eventually requested for it to stop.
    Side note, my guitar teacher had some enormous nails. Heavy artillery. Wonder how he managed to do other everyday tasks other than play the guitar.)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    Well, perhaps you're just out of practice.

    (Ah, the nails thing. Mine are in a terrible state! :)) Constant playing. )
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    But let us forget the past...

    ( :)) :)) :)) "What sharp little nails you've got...")
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Not married, by any chance, are you?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    Once. But it was a long time ago.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    It happens to be 3:00 in the morning. When do you sleep, 007?
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    Next week, the president said.

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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Him! He thinks I’m still a virgin.
    Barbel wrote:
    ...A broken finger about fifteen years ago has limited my piano skills...

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    :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    We should have picked up on it, but sometimes we pay so much attention to our enemies, we forget to watch our friends. How are...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    ...things in G Section?

    (C&D: :D :D :D )
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Topflight arms dealers, headquartered in St. Petersburg.
    The first outfit to restock the Iraqis during the Gulf War.
    The head man's .................
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    ...a professional smuggler called Peter Frank's. He's due to leave for...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... a rather embarrassing note....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    ...was received at 10 Downing Street today.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... drafted in Italy. The size corresponds with a Venetian octavo,
    and the typeface is an Italian one. Now, note the slight upward stress
    on the transversals.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    You really know far more about it than l do. l'm arranging for...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... shake it over ice then add a thin slice of .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    ...urea: in effect, a fertiliser bomb. Having handled the money, the water on 007's hands started a...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... cabaret with a lady called .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    ...Molly. I need a clean bill of health, you have to...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ...take my name, but you’ll never have my heart...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    ... or genitals. The purpose of these implements is to...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... cut you in half. It's depleted uranium shell, military grade. Hard to get. Extremely expensive and only used by a select few. Recognize anyone?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    Mickey Mouse.

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ....and each time I smelt a Rat.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    ...and I seem to have lost my way.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... looking for a guru, spiritual discipline, who knows what.
    I train them. Give them a .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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