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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... deceitful, perverse woman. A liar, a cheat, and I'd like...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    ...you out of my sight. Go and stick your head in the sand somewhere and think about...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... the men you've killed. Or if you find forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women... for all the dead ones you...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    ...smoked. They are particularly hazardous for one's health, Mr...?
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... Snow on your right. Yes, Mr Snow?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    My real name is Bond, James Bond. You must take my word for it.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh, James! We're two of a kind.
    There are vast rewards for a man
    of your talents willing to .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... handle those cubes like a monkey handles coconuts.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    Well, then I suggest you trust me, for the sake of...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    The United States government is justifiably concerned.

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If the theatrics are supposed to scare me you have the wrong man, Bond.
    If M was so sure that I was bent she'd have sent a........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    ... bunch of antiquated bloody idiots fighting a war we don't understand and...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... after a month, you have trapped all the rats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one... they start eating each other until...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    ...the number of addicts in the country has doubled, shall we say? Then I will...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... doubt very much that the Miami Beach Police would take kindly to what you're doing. Nod your head if you agree... Nod... Good. Now, start losing, Goldfinger. Shall we say ten thousand dollars? No, let's be generous. Let's...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    ..settle for one dance with...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...a tequila, straight shot.
    (Cue Gymkata)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I can hardly wait.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Here, put your hand on this, ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... It's rather hard, isn't it? ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... from six inches to .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...a half a bloody block.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    It's as if it had a will of its own.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That is why a private defence contractor came up with this......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...firing *grunts* mechanism.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I made you all wet.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Mr Bond, I suppose you wouldn't care to... um...
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,486Chief of Staff
    ...get me the real money and I'll bring you the...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... the greatest pleasure of your life.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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