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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... all those feathers and ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … I guess we'd better get started. You don't want to lose time as well as a space shuttle, do you?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    but you havnt answered my question.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    Questions, questions, all I get is questions!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    Which should tell you that eventually...you will tell us about the people you work with, and the longer it takes, the more painful we will make it.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    Dr Kaufman's record was 52hrs, I'm hoping to break it.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    I've been watching time ticking slowly away, marching towards my own death, now you can have the same pleasure, watch these hands.......
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    He just drew the king of clubs. That makes his count 59. He's got a diamond run: eight, nine, ten. He's holding on to the six of spades, so I guess he thinks you want it. That last draw was the eight of hearts. He needs kings and queens.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    Half of everything is luck!

    (Nice play on "hands", OGG!)
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    But I shouldn't think I'll need it on this assignment.

    ( {[] Barbel )
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    I'm relieving you of your present assignment, 007.
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    This never happened to the other fellow.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Him! He thinks I’m still a virgin.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    The thought had occurred to me.
    (Delivered the GE way; lifelessly)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    You're not here to think. You're here to...
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    ...work for peanuts, a hearty well done from her Majesty the Queen and a pittance of a pension. Apart from that we...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...ll, perhaps a demonstration could convince you?
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    I'm not going on a helicopter with you. No plane. No train. Nothing that moves.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    And your friends would know that, so my guess is they're probably looking for you.
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    This is no time to be rescued.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    It happens to be 3am!
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    We have all the time in the world.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    For me, this is all the world. There is beauty, there is ugliness, and there is...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … Commander James Bond, recruited to the British Secret Service from the Royal Navy. Licensed to kill, and has done so on numerous occasions. Many lady friends, but...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    ... do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Better ask him. You're booked on the 7 o'clock plane to Kingston. That gives you...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    ....500 kilos of butter, 50 containers of lox. What is lox?
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    Do I look like I give a damn?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    You look kind of, kind of dangerous.
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