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  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    That depends on your definition of safe sex.
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    No hands!
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    Keep your hands up honkey!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I assure you my intentions are strictly honourable.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    Well, you get your clothes on and I'll buy you...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...a diamond. In a ring.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ....... then, diamonds are for everyone.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I don't have any friends.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    Only Moneypenny and a few restaurateurs.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Members of your curious profession are few in number.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I've repeatedly heard how irrelevant my department has become. "Why do we need agents, the 00 section? Isn't it all rather quaint?" Well, I suppose I see a different world than you do and the truth is that...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    ...one of us has to find an honest job, and I think that's going to have to be you because....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … one of your famous million-dollar bribes can't get you out of this one.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    Better make that two.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I doubt if the Miami Beach police would take kindly to what you’re doing. Nod your head if you agree. Nod! Now, ....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … what is it that brings you to my neighbourhood? Still working for MI6, or have you decided to join the 21st century? I hear...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... The snow this year is better at lnnsbruck.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    I came prepared for a cold reception.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I sure hope you make friends easy.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    I have friends in low places.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    Poor taste in friends.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Let us just say that he provides an easy and attractive opportunity - a resort - for people to do away with themselves. His present tally, in just under six months, is something...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    ...he will pour in your ear, but...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … Crab Key scares me plenty. Friends of mine went out there once after seashells. Only trouble, they...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    ...have no swimming trunks...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … and that is what the awabi feed on. It is...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    ...for my retirement away from you! Now, I want to introduce you to...
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...the hospitality of these miserable quarters...
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,362Chief of Staff
    ...at the hotel. As a guest, you're automatically a....
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