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  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    ... cellist at a Conservatoire in Bratislava.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,330Chief of Staff
    Talented girl.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    She also plays an excellent game of ........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,222MI6 Agent
    ...stimulate and tease me...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... with a delivery like a brick through a...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,330Chief of Staff
    ...health clinic, conveniently located near the...
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    ... great restaurant in Karachi. We can just make ...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,330Chief of Staff
    ... me suffer and suffer and suffer. You betrayed me. So, I had only one thing left. My...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... perfectly-formed ar...

    No wait.... :D

    ... my incomparable Charm....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,330Chief of Staff
    :D

    ...and a little bitty piece of what used to be...
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    ... an omelet. Now, you were telling me about your grandfather.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,330Chief of Staff
    Oh yes, he died rather suddenly, poor chap.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    You sound disappointed you did not kill him yourself?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,330Chief of Staff
    Well, can't win 'em all.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,449MI6 Agent
    I never lose.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,330Chief of Staff
    First time for everything.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Time to redeem your marksmanship scores. Let's see. Who can be the first to knock the glass from her head? And just to be sporting, I'll...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,330Chief of Staff
    ...take you to the Junkanoo, it's our local Mardi Gras. You'll be my...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... gamekeeper, here since I was a boy...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... and from here upwards it is strictly private. No one, no one at all may come through without permission from...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,330Chief of Staff
    ...others who cling to TIMID!!!! outdated and unrealistic policies. Must I remind you....
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … you're licensed to kill, not get killed. And another thing. Since I've been head of Ml6, there's...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,330Chief of Staff
    ....a party at Carver's media centre, they're celebrating the launch of a new satellite because now he has the ability to....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... seduce female patients in ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,330Chief of Staff
    ...a Russian airbase in the middle of...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...... Greece, I would guess. Once we were like brothers. Now he hates me. We fought together in .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,330Chief of Staff
    ... Venezuela, Brazil, now Bolivia, with you tied up in the...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … home every night praying for some international incident so I can run down here all dressed up to impress James Bond. I was on a date, if you must know, with a gentlemen. We went...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,330Chief of Staff
    ...to phase four: the nose. In my opinion, the most difficult part of...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … that clever disguise you were wearing. A white face in Harlem. Good thinking, Bond. Let's...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
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