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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... tell you how beautiful you look. Half the people at that table are...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    .... against the Communists. But, the British betrayed them, sent them back to...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... the last refuge of a .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    ...small-headed man of limited means who...
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    ... will snip the little finger of Mr. Bond's right hand. Starting with the second wrong answer, you will proceed to the more vital areas.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    Cut off permanently?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :))
    Unless you want to be known as Fidel Castrato.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    Sounds like my first marriage. :#
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    I'm afraid the college of arms will require more concrete proofs.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    All the tech you have can't help you with that.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I must say, I find this business of equipping you in the field... on the run, as it were... highly irregular.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    I have a confession- it's not.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    We're not a country club, 007! Effective immediately, your licence to kill is revoked, and...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    ...you can only return to duty when you've...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … devised a cure for allergies which depends on holding an unusual and rather delicate psychological balance. So, you see, I must...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    ...cause more pain than a man can possibly endure. And, of course, it's not only the immediate agony but the knowledge that if you do not...

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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … put a bullet in your back, you don't always have time to remember a face. In our business,...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    ...we do purely research now. It's a project to feed the 3rd world. We feed maggot to our special breed of genetically engineered fish- we use hormones to make them...

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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … make boolooloop soon. Underneath the moonlit sky...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    ...stands forever the mightiest of human achievements. No traveller, emperor, merchant or poet has trodden on these sands and not...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … on the boat-deck with some other jars of stuff we've picked up here and there - fish, shells. All safe in our home morgue. That's how we were told to keep the specimens. We'll...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    ... never have this chance again. Ours is the loneliest profession, so let us...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    … stay around Kingston to keep up communications with London and Washington. They'll want to know everything we do. Anything else you'd like me to fix up?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You could open a door for me.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Live and let DriveLive and let Drive BelgiumPosts: 56MI6 Agent
    Oh, I've got the keys. And I've got the Solex too.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,221MI6 Agent
    But there are undoubtedly others...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    ...all over SE Asia looking for a guru, spiritual discipline, who knows what. l train them, give them a purpose, a sisterhood and a...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,221MI6 Agent
    ...scorpion with sunstroke
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    And for dessert, the pièce de résistance...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,221MI6 Agent
    ...the consulate security man.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
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