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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... show off the size of your.....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ...bezants. Good motto, eh? "The world is...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... Big and Black and ..........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ... particularly dirty.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Launder It !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Spy Who Never DiesThe Spy Who Never Dies UKPosts: 644MI6 Agent
    edited July 2020
    Pity about your liver, sir.

    (meant to follow on from Barbel)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... kindly present it to that monument in there.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    I got quite a shock when I saw who it was.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    She´s very attractive, but what you ask is .........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ...what I've been doing wrong all these years...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... We can only hope that this is a temporary setback.
    However, I do have some ..............
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ... liquid oxygen, which makes...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... It feels like, ants under my ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ...little finger. Unlike men, the...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... English girls would never perform this simple service...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ...unless, of course, she happened to be part of the....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    .... circus. Father, the ringmaster. Mother, English, a snake charmer...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ....I came to love this girl. We married. The result...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... a pet snake that wore a bell round its neck and rang it to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ...let us know when we reach the spot where....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... You were with Bond last night in my .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ... pyjamas, before my first...
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    ...perverts' convention...
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...... and all wearing ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    ...bugs, which means people will be forced to...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... crawl over here and kiss my...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • The Spy Who Never DiesThe Spy Who Never Dies UKPosts: 644MI6 Agent
    chickens.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,324Chief of Staff
    Were they wiped over with an oily rag?
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,221MI6 Agent
    I don’t expect you to understand
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ..., I was allergic to chickens. I simply couldn't bear them--all those feathers, the stupid pecking, the mess and the smell. I loathed them. Even eating chicken brought me out in a sort of rash. It was awful, and of course...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
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