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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    ....at first they used to try to catch me, but they couldn't. Now I don't think they bother any more.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    It'll be all right so long as they don't send their dragon after us. He can go through the water. I've seen...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    ...a submarine. It's big and black and the driver is....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... A snake charmer, a spectacular trick-shot artist by the time he was ten and a .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    ...legitimate international jeweller. He's legally entitled to operate modest metallurgical installations. His British one is down in Kent. We've failed to discover how he...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    .... can't find the stationery. Will you come and help me look?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Get everything you can into the area. A thorough search. Notify the Admiralty at once. Top priority. Ask them to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    ...take a lot of vitamins...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,221MI6 Agent
    You must get them in the stores for Christmas
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Going-away presents from the Count himself.

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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You´ve thought of everything. What a
    lovely surprise, meeting again so soon.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    Almost as if... as if...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,221MI6 Agent
    ... I know who you are
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I know where you keep your .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    ... unauthorized commercial ventures. We cannot tolerate...
  • The Spy Who Never DiesThe Spy Who Never Dies UKPosts: 644MI6 Agent
    red wine with fish
  • SpectreOfDefeatSpectreOfDefeat Posts: 404MI6 Agent
    I get it from the doorman at the Russian embassy...

    "The spectre of defeat..."

  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I'm glad you're enjoying it.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    I do, if the conversation matches it.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well, what would you like to talk about?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    I want you to do me a favour.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    According to your instructions, I've planned for SPECTRE
    to steal from the Russians their new ................
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    ... modern toaster...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    We've made some improvements.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    It's a very hot...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    ... backless dress with a...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,221MI6 Agent
    ...man to dominate her...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... and, er, that's all there is to it?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 36,326Chief of Staff
    We'd appreciate its return, along with your other equipment, intact, for once, when you return from...
  • The Spy Who Never DiesThe Spy Who Never Dies UKPosts: 644MI6 Agent
    an island surrounded exclusively by women.
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