The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Past an add today for a Tandem Parachute Jump. I thought isn't
    That typical of bloody young people. As if Parachuting isn't hard
    enough, now they're doing it on Bikes ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,777MI6 Agent
    As a cyclist myself, I am going to turn the other wheel on that last comment.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    How on earth could they pedal such an activity to the general public?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think it comes in Cycles ! :p :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,631MI6 Agent
    I wonder what Chris Froome thinks of all this. I'd give a penny farthing for his thoughts.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I knew sooner or later he'd be in the frame for this. I just didn't want to throw a spanner into the works. :D

    That's enough cycling jokes now -Ed. :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    A couple of days ago I picked up a Hudl2 from Tesco, and have to say
    I'm really impressed with this little £99 tablet. It has a fantastic 8.5cm
    HD screen, movies look very impressive on it.
    Great for anyone looking for one for their kids or as a second unit.
    ( you do have to delete a load of Tesco crap off it ) :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Yes I too have been trying to avoid any big spoilers. -{

    on AJB news,
    A rouge faction of Roger Moore fans, lead by Higgins
    tried to force a coup. Luckily a small band of the Tim
    Dalton fan club, was able to quell the attack. :D

    Interesting news! :)) :))
    As much as I love I love T-Dawg and his SHakespearian background, I'd probably support Higgi-Baby leading the charge on the Roger Moore Team.
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I love Sir Roger too, but his time has passed. Time to get behind the new
    Team. -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    I love Sir Roger too, but his time has passed. Time to get behind the new
    Team. -{

    I agree. -{
    Though I must say, I've been impressed with Moore after he left the franchise in '85.
    His on-going support for the series and his Love for Daniel Craig is great. :)
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sir Roger is certainly a team player, and has been a fantastic
    Representative for the films. -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    On the joke front ( as I just wrote one on the best Bond sex thread) and
    thought of another.

    Several universities decided to research why a Penis was so shaped .
    Oxford spent £1 million and concluded it was to give the man most pleasure.
    Cambridge spent £1 million and said it was to give the woman most pleasure
    Ulster University spent £3.75, and said it was to stop your hand slipping off ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,224MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Spent most of the day at a local Wedding Fayre, basically a market
    For future Brides and Grooms, to pick the services they want, and for
    Me to show my portfolio and shout " Hire Me !, Hire Me ! Don't book
    that other fella, Hire Me !" :))
    I always try and move into my Roger Moore role, Big smile, engaging
    Conversation, a few light hearted stories. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,224MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Spent most of the day at a local Wedding Fayre, basically a market
    For future Brides and Grooms, to pick the services they want, and for
    Me to show my portfolio and shout " Hire Me !, Hire Me ! Don't book
    that other fella, Hire Me !" :))

    So when you don't get booked do you say "This never happened to the other fella" :)) :D
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I ALWAYS get booked ! :))

    Or peoples brakes fail ! VW didn't hire me ..... Look what happened to them ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,224MI6 Agent
    I got booked playing football. The ref told me it was the latest tackle he had ever seen. I told him I had got there as quick as I could :))
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    CoolHandBond wrote:
    I got booked playing football. The ref told me it was the latest tackle he had ever seen. I told him I had got there as quick as I could :))
    {[] -{
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • The Wicker ManThe Wicker Man EnglandPosts: 434MI6 Agent
    Good morning TP. -{
    Off work today so thought I would take a walk to The Silencer and bra strap. Do you serve food? I fancy sausage, eggs, bacon, mushrooms and beans with some bread and butter please.
    I would go to the cafe across the road but I got into a bit of a debate with a bloke there about our top five Bond films. We didn't agree and it got messy and I left with egg on my face..... beans over my head and I wont say where he put the sausage. I didn't realise DAD fans were so sensitive.
    1.ohmss 2.cr 3.frwl 4.ltk 5.gf 6.tswlm 7.sf 8.op 9.tld 10.dn 11.lald 12.tb 13.fyeo 14.ge 15.mr 16.yolt 17.tnd 18.avtak 19.sp 20.twine 21.qos 22.tmwtgg 23.daf 24.dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    I understand. I once asked him could he burn the sausages on one side but leave
    the other side raw. Fry the egg so it was like rubber. Cook the beans so that they were
    Full of burnt bits and so thick , you couldn't cut them with a Knife, and cover the
    Mushrooms in so much oil, that they'd keep sliding off the plate ?
    He said " I don't have time to do all that !"
    I said " Well you Fooking found time yesterday morning !" :D

    But no problem mate One breakfast coming up, that's not a prediction by the way. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    CoolHandBond, I'd have that ref checked out. I wouldn't want anyone
    Insulting my tackle !
    ( well not unless, they were holding a whip and telling me what a bad boy I was ) :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,224MI6 Agent
    TP you would be surprised at who has insulted my tackle :)) :D
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11897577/Drunken-British-architects-facing-obscenity-charges-for-cavorting-naked-in-historic-Rome-fountains.html
    What is it about being on holiday that makes people feel the need to strip. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11897577/Drunken-British-architects-facing-obscenity-charges-for-cavorting-naked-in-historic-Rome-fountains.html
    What is it about being on holiday that makes people feel the need to strip. :D

    that's bloody stupid ,the water in that fountain is freezing :D
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    They must have been around of their ..... shortcomings. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Good Morning, TP!
    (I think its at night where you are, but in NZ its morning)
    I'll have a Ginger Beer, chilled in a wine glass, with one of those frilly pink straws in it please. :007)
    On other news, anyone following the Rugby World Cup?
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sadly no, I more a Woman's beach volleyball connoisseur.
    I have heard that Wales beat England the other day.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Sadly no, I more a Woman's beach volleyball connoisseur.
    I have heard that Wales beat England the other day.
    mmm......I wonder why you like Girls Volleyball? :))
    And Yes. Wales did. Quite a stir that caused, even over here in the southern hemisphere.
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Japan also caused a stir beating S.Africa. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Japan also caused a stir beating S.Africa. ;)
    YES! I know! That was hilarious and unexpected.
    Out of all the sports Bond would have played, do you think he would have appreciated rugby?
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
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