The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,402Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    It’s terribly quiet in here today. Where’s Higgins? :v

    I am delighted to report that I am back!

    Now be prepared to see some bold. Down-to earth and common sensed comments in the near future. They have been pretty absent ( with exception of Barbel) recently ;)

    down to earth and common sensed comments

    So you won’t be posting then! :))
    YNWA 97
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,156MI6 Agent
    edited October 2017
    Are the other kids being mean to you, Higgins? :o
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    It’s terribly quiet in here today. Where’s Higgins? :v

    I am delighted to report that I am back!

    Now be prepared to see some bold. Down-to earth and common sensed comments in the near future. They have been pretty absent ( with exception of Barbel) recently ;)

    Now where are the Timboys, would love to exchange some wholehartedly insults with them :D
    Jizzy Higgy-bum!
    It's been too long.
    I bet you really missed something...El Presidente?
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    Here! There is more than one Scot in here!
    (Folds arms)
    Now is anyone going to order anything?
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Tea.
    Surprise me.
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,156MI6 Agent
    edited October 2017
    Mead, please. The occation is that I visited the building of viking ship and chatted with one of the ship-builders today. It's a work of art, despite what some art critics in England in said more than a millenia ago. :D

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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    That's better.

    Roibus tea for Punker (I'm having a mug too) and Cornwall Mead for you 24. Scuse me...

    (TB2 sets out a couple of dreamies cat treats. They are the size of house bricks.)
    HOLLY!! TREAT TIME!! (Excited paw padding can be heard.)

    Holly has been putting her mouser skills to good use at a friends place recently.
    Anyway, what is all this about boat building 24?
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    Anyway, what is all this about boat building 24?
    Do you know why it's still under construction?
    "Norwegian builders."
    :D
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,156MI6 Agent
    How often can you see a viking ship being built?
    Have you ever chatted with someone who's building a 100 feet viking ship?
    I think it's worth mentioning while drinking a horn of mead :007)
    I work a mile from the ship and I'm a history nerd. I love it!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,457Chief of Staff
    I'd love a cup of coffee, please, TB2, just like you made it last time. :)
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    (TB2 places a huge steaming tankerd on the bar. Its making high pitched whistling noises and shaking, its almost tap dancing across the bar. - Using industrial gloves, goggles and an ink dropper, TB2 carefully drips three drops of a yellow liquid into tankard. A sense of a bomb defusal at work hangs in the air.
    The shaking subsides to gently vibrating and the whistling drops to a low simmering. Anyone near the bar experiences ears popping.
    Holly has been watching all this with suspicious caution, her eyes peering just over the bar fixed at the Tankard. Her flattened ears fold up as the noise subsides.)

    One Captain Janeway, caffine junkie as requested Barbel!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,457Chief of Staff
    Ah, thank you!

    (Sips happily, sits back and coaxes Holly forward. Pats her softly then she wanders off.)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    http://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/belfast-northern-ireland-causeway-coast-lonely-planet-worlds-best-region-a8016406.html
    For anyone looking for a destination for a holiday or weekend break, lonely planet has just
    Announced that the N.Ireland causeway coast and Belfast are " The World's best region " -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,457Chief of Staff
    The Bride and I are thinking about going there soon.
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,636MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    How often can you see a viking ship being built?

    It was a common sight when Sir Miles was a kid. :o
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Higgins wrote:
    It’s terribly quiet in here today. Where’s Higgins? :v

    I am delighted to report that I am back!

    Now be prepared to see some bold. Down-to earth and common sensed comments in the near future. They have been pretty absent ( with exception of Barbel) recently ;)

    down to earth and common sensed comments

    So you won’t be posting then! :))

    you wouldn't notice them even if I did :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    How often can you see a viking ship being built?

    It was a common sight when Sir Miles was a kid. :o

    :)) :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    I'm not very happy about a question that was on 'The Chase' tonight ...

    Which of these singers sang the theme and had a role in a James Bond film first?

    a) Tina Turner
    b) Sheena Easton
    c) Madonna


    I then had to pause it and discuss it with my very uninterested husband and debate whether appearing in the opening credits counted as a 'role' or not ...
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    Lady Rose wrote:
    I'm not very happy about a question that was on 'The Chase' tonight ...

    Which of these singers sang the theme and had a role in a James Bond film first?

    a) Tina Turner
    b) Sheena Easton
    c) Madonna


    I then had to pause it and discuss it with my very uninterested husband and debate whether appearing in the opening credits counted as a 'role' or not ...


    Your bottle scaled glass of Prosecco M'Lady.
    (A Huge goblet of the wine is decanted gently onto Lady R's table.)

    The correct answer is Madonna, since she potrayed a character (briefly) in the film. Verity is supposed to be Miranda Frost's fencing coach.
    Ms Easton and Ms Turner only worked on the title sequences.
    Ms Easton although in them for FYEO, was appearing as herself, promoting her singing career.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    The correct answer was Madonna and that was what I plumped for but I thought it was a badly worded question ....

    Can you add some dry vermouth to the prosecco please? ....
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    No pleasing some people....

    Here is the Vermouth jug M'Lady.
    (Jug is placed on Lady R's table)
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,457Chief of Staff
    Er....

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    You all forgot about Brenda (BJ) Arnau in LALD! She has a role as a nightclub singer singing the theme! :D
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Er....

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    You all forgot about Brenda (BJ) Arnau in LALD! She has a role as a nightclub singer singing the theme! :D



    She wasn't an option for the answer :)) :))
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,457Chief of Staff
    As you said, a badly worded question.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 6,916MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    I'd love a cup of coffee, please, TB2, just like you made it last time. :)

    Reminds me of the time a mate of mine went into a cafe and said "Can i have 2 underdone fried eggs, 2 burnt sausages, a slice of burnt toast and a pile of cold congealed beans." The owner said "I can't serve that" and my mate said "Well you did yesterday morning" :))
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    On a similar vein. A guy got a very bad breakfast at a cafe, and on complaining especially about the high cost.
    As a sign out side the cafe said food at popular prices ? The owner answered " Well, I Fu*king like them " :))
    ( Part of a Mike Reid routine )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    (Scribbling in a notebook)

    That reminds me Pussy - we need a new Recycling bin.
    One of my Drink mix experiments went left instead of right....
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,156MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    Number24 wrote:
    How often can you see a viking ship being built?

    It was a common sight when Sir Miles was a kid. :o

    :)) :)) :))

    Yes, Sir Miles is a part of the ..... senior staff here. :v

    My mobile phone is in a coma at the M.A.S.H. (Mobile Appliance Surgical Hospital), so I'll won't be posting much in the near future. I hope this forum can survive that long without me :))
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Higgins wrote:

    It was a common sight when Sir Miles was a kid. :o

    :)) :)) :))

    Yes, Sir Miles is a part of the ..... senior staff here. :v

    My mobile phone is in a coma at the M.A.S.H. (Mobile Appliance Surgical Hospital), so I'll won't be posting much in the near future. I hope this forum can survive that long without me :))

    You don't mind if we all talk about you whilst your gone do you?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,156MI6 Agent
    Only nice things, I hope?
    If not, remember to delete it after a few days. I'm a sensitive (but not always sensible) person. :D
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