The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    I used to use the old joke about leaving for musical differences,
    I thought I could play and they didn't :))
    Although I do like to whip it out now and again, just to feel that
    Hard shaft in my hand, my other hand stroking, ................. The strings. :))

    I thought it was a great life, far better than working for a living. :p ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,519Chief of Staff
    That last part is true.

    But I have to admit that at my age, the groupies are not a problem- my zimmer has wheels so I can get away from them quickly.
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,407MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    How do you know that you are getting old.

    When you are running away from your groupies

    :)) :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    I don't think Barbel said "running " only " more quickly " , he's
    Playing hard to get. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,218MI6 Agent
    Well it looks like you have three parts of the house band (Barbel, TP and AOS) - Bondtoys, can you sing? :007)
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Well, he knows nothing about timing, or time pieces !. :p :)) :))
    So Singing might be a hidden talent. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    'Running' at a slow Pace :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    We could be misspelling Grannies as Groupies. :p ;) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Don't put Images in my Head :#
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,519Chief of Staff
    Well, he knows nothing about timing, or time pieces !. :p :)) :))
    So Singing might be a hidden talent. ;)

    Q) How can you tell there's a singer at your door?
    A) He doesn't know when to come in.

    Q) How can you tell there's a guitarist at your door?
    A) He can't find the right key.

    Q) How can you tell there's a drummer at your door?
    A) The knocking keeps speeding up.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    :))
    Definition of a drummer : Someone who hangs round with musicians. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    I've noticed a few chairs missing from the " Roger Moore " suite. Would
    This have any link with a certain member selling all their sofas ? :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,519Chief of Staff
    The Ottoman With The Golden Gun?
    On Her Majesty's Settee Service?
    Die Another Daybed?

    (I'll stop now.... ;% )
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Yes, please do ! ;) :p :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,519Chief of Staff
    Anyway, am off back to bed. Just popped in to the S&BS for a bite of breakfast after taking Bride of Barbel to her assignment (she's working at a marathon http://www.edinburgh-marathon.com/ so I had to get up at 04.30 :s ). I'm gigging tonight so need the sleep now.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Oh, this crazy, Rock'n' Roll lifestyle. :D The only reason I'm up is because
    I couldn't sleep. ( I'm guessing a nap in the afternoon ) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Live And Let Love :x
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,718MI6 Agent
    Nap? He hasn't been in yet has he Pussy? I have news about the new Thunderbirds!
    I haven't eatten yet. Pint if Orange juice with only a little ice. Oh anf a huge bowl of porrage please. Are you making any Crossiants?

    Oh, by the way, Fouton Your Eyes Only, Armchair To A Kill, and Couch-cino Royale.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    NO Crossiants, an evil French invention. :))
    Look at what Barbel has started, Furniture Puns. :D I'm going to
    have to put up a sign. :p
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    The Living Four Post Bed -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,519Chief of Staff
    Ok, no more furniture puns.

    Sofa, and no further. 8-)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    I didn't want to add to the pun thread but then I thought .................... I ottoman
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Any lib-dem MEPs poping in will get a free Vodka Martini. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,218MI6 Agent
    Nearly lunchtime! Any chance you could rustle up some chip(pendale)s please TP? :D

    Oh sorry have we finished with the furniture gags?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Oh, I most sincerely hope so ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,519Chief of Staff
    Any lib-dem MEPs poping in will get a free Vodka Martini. :))

    :)) :)) :))
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,924MI6 Agent
    Any lib-dem MEPs poping in will get a free Vodka Martini. :))

    Or a Bucket of Urine thrown at them -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    ... are you taking the piss ? :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Just checking the paper and found this article on Eddy Joseph
    ( Sound engineer, nominated for a BAFTA for QOS and won it
    For CR ) on working with some Hollywood stars !
    http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/life/features/hollywood-confidential-coleraine-sound-engineer-eddy-joseph-on-what-its-really-liketo-work-with-prickly-stars-like-madonna-and-tom-cruise-30309238.html
    and he's from Coleraine :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Thought this might be of interest to any fans of film making.
    https://nikoneurope-en.custhelp.com/ci/documents/detail/2/Time-Slice
    It's about "bullet time ", very interesting read. :)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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