The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,718MI6 Agent
    I am not paying a while brick of latinim for a couple of drinks! Not unless its a crate of champaigne.

    Having said that, I'll get these ones Barbel. Don't forget the antidote salts, or the Gargle Blaster will evaporate your stomach acid. It is a Bolian drink after all! (Drops two strips of latinum on the counter.)

    Hows the lunch menu coming along Pussy? I'm in the mood for Dr No fat chips with a Kanaga crocodile burger.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Trying something different this Sunday, a world menu .

    Fried Brain Sandwich, popular in the mid west of the USA
    Escamole, Ant larvae
    Hakarl, fermented basking shark
    Surstromming, fermented Herring
    And
    Rocky Mountain Oysters, bull-calf testicles – peeled, flattened, and deep fried.

    I think it may have been a mistaken to give the catering out
    To, Number24. :))
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,195MI6 Agent
    Publican, do you have any nuts?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Only big salty ones. :v
    oh, and some plain,( ther're the ones I've sucked the salt off ) :D
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,519Chief of Staff
    Ah, I'll pass on those thanks. I'll have a packet of crisps please- salt and shaken not stirred.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    You're in luck, got some fresh today from,.......
    The Man with the Golden Wonder ! :D
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,195MI6 Agent
    I remember getting one of those as a free gift with a copy of "Shiver and Shaken Not Stirred."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,218MI6 Agent
    I remember getting one of those as a free gift with a copy of "Shiver and Shaken Not Stirred."

    Or was it "Whizzer and Chips"? :#
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    We did have the old fashioned crisps with the little packet
    Of salt in it, but they didn't sell well, Someone lost the instructions ! :))
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,195MI6 Agent
    Whenever I got one, the little packet of salt was congealed into one lump.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    For me it has to be either Cheese & Onion or prawn cocktail , I'm (burp) very sophisticated. :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Just read in the paper that Tom Cruise is to have a cameo
    In the new Star Wars film!, I'm sure it won't be a large part. :D
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/star-wars/10919936/Star-Wars-Tom-Cruise-to-have-cameo-role.html
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,195MI6 Agent
    He'd be perfect as R2D2.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,519Chief of Staff
    I've just recovered from the Gargle Blaster (thanks TB2)- never again!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    It was quite a change from your usual, a small sweet sherry . ;) :))
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,519Chief of Staff
    Don't know many Scotsmen then, landlord? ;))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Sorry, dry sherry. :p :))
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,718MI6 Agent
    (Head pops up in front of the bar) Did someone mention Sherry?!

    Just one please. Then I'll have my usual Crabies Ginger Raspberry little ice please Pussy. Barbel I did warn you.
    You can't blame me if you put the antidote salts in your crisps!

    Talking of which, any chips on the go Landlord? I would love a bowl with a little light garlic mayo.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Some new "bite" size snacks, I calling them The Suárez plater . :))
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,218MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    Did anyone notice that Jeremy Renner popped in yesterday? Looked a bit dejected though for some reason. :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    :))
    Strange, as I heard he was in the running to be the next 007 ;)

    Just thought last night about Suárez, maybe it was an homage to
    Some of the passion Pierce put into some of his love scenes. He
    Nibbled on Paris and Jinx. :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Had that Tom Cruise in today and he tells me " That story about me being in
    the new Star Wars is Boll*cks mate , I wouldn't touch it, that movies a Slag !"
    I think he's been hanging around Ray Winston too much. :))

    http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/sorry-tom-cruise-wont-be-appearing-in-star-wars-7-9562670.html
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,735MI6 Agent
    Is it true you lent him a cocktail umbrella when he left, because it was raining outside :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    He ran out saying something about, his lucky charms. :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Some fun bar tricks, so you can be like Uri Geller, man of mystery. :))

    http://www.artofmanliness.com/2012/10/23/bar-tricks/
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 31,519Chief of Staff
    I have a few moments, landlord, so I thought I'd stop for a quick one en route. Do you have anything, designed after years of careful research, entirely for that purpose?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    :))
    Kaliber ? 7.65 of course. ;)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,697MI6 Agent
    Great news tonight {[] My old TV developed a green line down the middle
    of the screen, so bought a new telly and the old one was packed off to the
    Bedroom. ( not that it's usually me who provides the entertainment there :)) ).
    After setting up a new free view HD recorder recently, the green line was still there.
    But tonight, showing my wife how to use it, after about ten minutes. I noticed
    the green line was gone !, oh happy days :)) ( finger crossed it lasts ! ) :D :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 7,685MI6 Agent
    Great news tonight {[] My old TV developed a green line down the middle
    of the screen, so bought a new telly and the old one was packed off to the
    Bedroom. ( not that it's usually me who provides the entertainment there :)) ).
    After setting up a new free view HD recorder recently, the green line was still there.
    But tonight, showing my wife how to use it, after about ten minutes. I noticed
    the green line was gone !, oh happy days :)) ( finger crossed it lasts ! ) :D :D

    Here's hoping it lasts out for you, TP! -{ -{ -{ -{
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
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