Charmed & Dangerous wrote:
2020. The Pearly Gates.
A very old man with a flowing beard sits at an imposing desk, writing in an ancient ledger. A younger man, also with a beard, is sitting on a comfy-looking cloud, chatting to his older companion.
Younger man: 2020, what a year. And now this.
The old man pauses his writing and puts down his pen. He looks at his companion, and they both turn to see a handsome young man approaching, tall and dark, and like a shark - but, this time, not looking for trouble. Both men pause expectantly, in awe at the aura of light around this new arrival. He ambles up, one hand in the pocket of his immaculately-tailored suit, the other swinging to an almost military beat. The older man gets up from his grand desk and holds out his hand in greeting. As the new arrival approaches, the old man opens his mouth to utter a welcome, but stops before he can speak.
The new arrival: No, don't tell me - Saint Peter?
Reporter: Mr Bond! Mr Bond!
Sean: (Breezily.) Ah, I think you guysh have got hold of the wrong end of the shtick. The character’sh name ish Bond, my name ish Connery.
Reporter: Mr Connery! Mr Connery!
Roger: But of course I am, dear sir, what can I do for you?
While the queen and the duke are a well known and welcome double act, this imaginary conversation made me want to see Charles and Diana too, perhaps we can find out what really happened when they visited the set of TLD?