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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    ...a Fabergé egg, sir, one of the jewelled eggs by Carl Fabergé as a gift for the Russian royal family. They're priceless and very rare. This one contains a....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....a nice little transmitting device called a homer, you prime it by pressing that back like.....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    ...an optical palm reader. Now, if I plug this into the bottom like that....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... it's not very comfortable, .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    ...I could grow to like it...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....bottoms up....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... but I might just be able to squeeze you in.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I'm not what you'd call a.....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    ... leading French industrialist, a staunch anti-Communist with....
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    ...a highly developed sense of, shall we say, drama.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Sir, I am aware of my shortcomings, but I'm prepared to continue this assignment in the spirit you suggest if I knew....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ...How to play the person opposite you, not what hand your
    ...
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    ...friend with the cat is controlling...
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    .....,where is Ernst stavro Blofeld?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The subject under surveillance is in room 602.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    So for appearance's sake, it will be a two-bedroom suite.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    It seems the accountants are running mi6 these days.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The Prime Minister's ordered an inquiry.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    He does prattle on in a crisis
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    If he's got all the answers, you and I don't even have to be there. The boys can...
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    ... love chickens, to love their flesh, their voice. Yes...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... the old game: give a wolf a taste and then leave him hungry. My friend, she's got...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    ...neurotoxins, histamine, serotonin and enzyme inhibitors, scorpion venom. Note also traces of....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....kina Lillet, shaken over ice until very cold and served with a thin......
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut and...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... stroke it and undress it....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    ...then draw your finger very slowly across the...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... photographs and service records in your files. You'll be working with NATO, CIA and all allied intelligence units. Well, that's all until...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... you can take a sabbatical and go to ground until ....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    ....I have decided on the appropriate action. Let us now proceed with new business. We will hear from No.2, who is in charge of...
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